KONOSUBA- The Space Between Us

Chapter 2 What even is justice?!

Hmm something is on top of me, I moved around albeit slightly and I could feel that I was holding on to something soft. This is weird as normally around this time I'd be pitching up a tent apparently its one of the perks of being a guy m, a natural phenomenal many people around the world know it as the 'morning boner'. But this is feeling of having something soft and cushy is definitely a new sensation. Wait hang on.. where am I? It took awhile for my mind to be fully awake. Ah, right Megumin I shouted in my head, we were sleeping together last night.

When I say sleeping I don't mean it in a dirty sort of way, I mean I thought I was enough of a scumbag that would take advantage of a girls feeling but unfortunately I'm not like that. Oh how I hate having conscience and being an actual decent human being. Before I could even open my eyes the girl leisurely sleeping on top of me shifted with a quiet cute moan, her soft black locks ended up on near my nose, I wiggled my nose and sniffed uncomfortably as the feeling of having her hair on me tickles.

"Kazuma..." she breathe quietly.

"No.. not their.. its sensitive~.." she sighed and mewled quietly.

Ummm... this is not good.. this is definitely not good. Oh please for all the Gods and Goddesses up above except Aqua as she's flipping useless, please give me the power to banish all this lewd and evil thoughts so my little junior won't stand up in attention. Wait.. yeah its all too late..

Slowly I grabbed Megumin by her shoulders and attempted to shift her off me. With a grunt I moved her to the side but along with the shift in momentum Megumin unconsciously held on to my neck and I wasn't expecting it so now Im now top of her. My little junior is just resting quite comfortably atop her navel erect like a rhinoceros horn.

Megumin was still fast asleep, I admit I am very impressed with her ability to keep sleeping even under this circumstance. I brush away the fringes that covered her eyes partly, her long lashes fluttered slightly so I thought she was starting to waken but her eyes stayed shut. The only indication that she was still alive was the quiet adorable little snores that she's emitting.

I couldn't help but smile wistfully as I stroke her smooth cheek gently with my thumb. But that's when it all went so wrong. The door suddenly slides open and on the other side was Aqua, Darkness, Megumin's parents and her little sister.

I froze in shock, little beads of sweats were now dropping like heavy rain on the side of my face.

"Ummm.. well.. ehh.." I stammered sporting the 'I'm so definitely fucking dead' face.

"KAZUMA!!!!!" screamed Aqua with scornful eyes.

"Thats wrong that's definitely wrong.." said Darkness while breathing heavily with excited eyes, looking at me like I'm scum.

"Do it to me too Kazuma hehehe.." she continued, her cheeks were now flushed in excitement and drool was now coming out the side of her mouth uncontrollably.

The mother was smiling at me and gave me a big thumbs up.

The father however stood there in shocked and was glowering at me with clench fist while the sister was covering her eyes and was screaming. 'Sister is no longer pure!' chanting it over and over again in accusation.

I feel like crying but the tears won't fall. How do I even begin to explain this?

"Kazuma nyaa~ No more~..." moaned out the sleeping Megumin.

Oi! Are you trying to murder me here? This is like one of the scene in the court where the man is accused of raping someone when in reality he was innocent but as a human being we tend to favour the weaker party in this case the woman. Not to say that woman are weaker than men or inferior I don't want to get attacked by feminist here I'm just saying that evolution made woman that way so isn't it the one who's sexist and is highly discriminating of woman? Ehh but I digress this isn't even the point. At this rate I'm dead like not even figuratively.