#1
johnny: *stressed out* where is my fcking phone?
taeyong: language, johnny. Say it nicely maybe?
johnny: may I ascertain the whereabouts of my fcking phone?
#2
mark: there's nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING them.
haechan: ikr, i totally photosynthesize with that
#3
jaemin: if jeno and i were drowning, who would u save?
renjun: u idiots can't even swim?
jeno: it's a hypothetical question. what would u save?
renjun: my time and effort.
#4
johnny: that shirt is great, jungwoo
jungwoo: thanks.
johnny: but i bet it would look even better on doyoung's floor
doyoung: are you hitting on jungwoo... for me?
#5
ten: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% doesn't care
kun: that's 110%
ten: 20% doesn't care
kun: should've seen that coming
YOU ARE READING
nct; " i said, stop laughing!'
Humornct told you to stop laughing, but you politely declined the offer. what happens next is history;
