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#1

taeyong: *is drowning*

doyoung: i'd save him but who am i to play god?


#2

taeyong, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys

doyoung: what? no???

taeyong, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god that felt terrible


#3

kun: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain

kun: a ray of hope for nct members


#4

haechan: i found a fool proof method of determining if someone is truly evil

taeyong: and that is?

haechan: if they dislike mark, they're evil

taeyong, nodding in agreement: yeah okay, that's pretty solid logic


#5

MC: what is the hardest thing to say?

doyoung: i'm sorry

haechan: i was wrong

johnny: irish wristwatch

nct; " i said, stop laughing!'Where stories live. Discover now