Tony

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"Natasha?" I called from the hall next to her door. "Are you decent?"

"Of course I'm decent, Iron Pants, it's three in the afternoon!"

"Percy's still sleeping," I offered.

"Well he's a teenager, so he doesn't count," Natasha countered.

"About Percy, isn't he kind of... weird?" I asked.

"Ya, but from what Captain Spangles is telling us, he just witnessed some things that pry don't make sense to his little human brain," Natasha defended.

"Um, offensive!" I shouted.

"Sorry Iron Pants, all humans are idiots but me," Natasha boasted pretentiously.

"Whatever," I grumbled quietly.

"Aww, sorry did I upset you?" Natasha asked in her 'innocent' voice.

I lifted my fist to punch her in the face, but next thing I know I'm laying on my back with a huge gash on my head.

"Ow!" I bellowed.

"Oops. Did I do that?" Natasha asked.

Stupid girls.

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