SHIPS?!?

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In the kitchen...

Sonic: "What do you think we're doing for Halloween?"

Jet: "Honestly, you never know with Amy."

Sonic: "Yeah... You think she'll make me dress up as the boyfriend of a character she dresses up as or something?"

Jet: "That'd be pretty messed up."

Sonic: "I know right? Ships these days..."

At the front counter...

Tails: "Are they really talking about ships back there? Geez, I hope no one ships me..."

Shadow, Rouge, Silver, and Blaze enter the Bakery.

Tails: "Oh, a double date?"

Shadow: "Wrong. Two chocolate cupcakes for Blaze and I, and one strawberry cake for the other two."

Tails: "On it! SONIC! JET!"

Metal Sonic and Gamma return from delivery.

Silver: "Is it weird that I ship Tails and Cream?"

Tails: "... Excuse me?"

Silver: "He heard me? Oh sh-"

Gamma: "Ships are terrifying. I have nightmares about them."

Shadow: "Same."

The door swings open... Knuckles comes storming in.

Knuckles: "Hey guys, what's up?"

Metal Sonic: "..."

Rouge: "Hey, Knuckie~! I-"

Knuckles: "No."

Shadow: "This bi-"

Blaze: "Sonic! Jet!"

Shadow: "DANG IT, BLAZE!"

Amy: "Shadow? What are you doing here- Oh... Ordering? Sonic! Jet! There's people waiting!"

Shadow: "Rose, can I kill them-"

Amy begins to pull out her hammer.

Silver: "He was joking."

Amy puts her hammer away.

Knuckles: "The best ship is me and Chicken Nuggets."

Shadow: "Well, no sh-"

Blaze: "Can we get food or...?"

Shadow: "BLAZE-"

Sonic: "Sorry! It's done!"

Jet: "Hey guys, Sonic's probably gay!"

Sonic: "EXCUSE ME?!?"

Amy: "... Are you, Sonic?" Considering pulling out her hammer.

Sonic: "N-No! Of course not!"

Rouge: "Just give us our food."

Metal Sonic: "..."

Amy: "Don't worry about it, Metal."

Sonic: "WHAT THE FU-"

Tails: "FUDGE CAKE IS AMAZING!"

Rouge: "FACTS, TAILS!"

Silver: "FUDGE IS SO GOOD!"

Gamma: "What is this job?"

Amy: "The best one out there!"

Metal Sonic: "..."

Amy: "Shh..."

Jet: "What-"

Knuckles: "CHICKEN-"

Shadow breaks out into a cursing rant, almost every word is a curse. Blaze continuously tries to stop him while all of the customers just stare.

Amy: "Remind me why I'm even trying to do anything special for Halloween when no one can even handle the normal work..."

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