The next day went good, they moved Serena in and all went fine for the next month. The finals had been delayed for weeks due to weather, so the match would be tommorow.
Serena was about to make some dinner when Ashley approached.
Ashley: in head* how can I prank her and make her worry? Should I? I mean all the cigarettes I have been smoking have been fake and not real tobacco, but she didnt know, and it scares her to see a 13 year old smoking. And the stuff my dad and I have been doing to make her weirded out havent been doing any real problems. But I feel bad because she treats me like a son and it makes me happy to have a mother and father figure. Wait..thats it! I will ask her how do I know if I got someone pregnant.
Ashley: Hey Serena?
Serena: Yes hon?
Ashley: Say theoretically that I accidentally got bonnie pregnant-
Serena: YOU WHAT??
Ash walked after he heard her yell.
Ash: whats going on?
Serena: ASHLEY SAYS THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY GOT BONNIE PREGNANT
Ash knew that he was trolling, so he played along like a good father.
Ash: HELL YA! ATTA BOI!
Serena: How are you happy about this!?
Ash: Because he's trolling you.
Serena: *sigh* Dont do that again please! It made me worry.
Ashley: Hey dad?
Ash: yes?
Ashley: ya like fishdicks?
Ash: YES! I love fishsticks!!!
Ashley: do you love the exquisite taste of fishdicks in your mouth?
Ash: Hell ya i do!
Ashley: Serena?
Serena: yes?
Ashley: I hate to tell you this, but you are dating a gay man you need to dump him right away.
Ash: The fuck do you mean a gay man? I get more pussy than you do!
Ashley: YOU SAID THAT YOU LIKED THE EXQUISITE TASTE OF FISHDICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Serena: Ohhhh I get it. You like fish cock! Fishdicks sounds like fishsticks!
Ash: fuck. I fell right into that one.
They ate dinner.
Short chap. But whatever
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Fanfiction6 years after his kalos journey, at 22 years old, ash has everything he could ever want. But that is where people are wrong. Sure he is the most famous and most powerful trainer of the era. Sure he has money. Sure he has a big house. But he doesnt l...
