It's Saturday at 8:23 AM, and Serena is making breakfast, Ash is still asleep, and Ashley is walking into the kitchen.
Ashley: Mom?
Serena: Yes dear?
Ashley: When is the baby due? Math hurts my brain and I don't want to do it myself.
Serena: Um, let's see...four months I believe.
Ashley: Cool.
Serena: Why did you ask?
Ashley: Just bored and curious.
Serena: Oh, anyway, can you get your Dad please?
Ashley: Sure.
Ashley went and woke Ash up.
Ash: Good morning Serena, hello little fucker who I like.
Ashley: Haha shut up.
Serena giggled.
Ash: What's for-OH SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT!
Serena: WHAT!?
Ash: Those big ass charizards!
Serena: No, I didn't.
Ashley: MOM, EVEN STEVIE WONDER COULDA SAW THAT!
Ash: LETS GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE THINGS!
Ashley: HELL YAAAAAAA
They both grabbed their jackets (it's winter) and ran outside.
Serena: I will never understand those weirdos...
So yeah, I'm back with this book. I forgot how easy it is to just use my humor and weirdness to write a book. I forgot how much fun this one was. I just got a comment on the previous chapter asking for more, and before that I got requests for more. I guess some people really enjoy this one. I felt like I read every Amourshipping book on this app that I would be interested in. I'm kinda picky when it comes to these stories. I like the ones where there on their journey, family oriented ones, high school ones (where they arent being ripped apart), one shots, stuff like that. I don't like ones where calem is constantly trying to break them up or every trying to. (BUSSES READY). For some reason I like the cheesy family ones. I guess thats why I'll skip to the end of a book with a semi interesting bio, just to read the ending. So anyway I'll cut the bullshit and just say that I will try to write these as much as I can.
I'm down bad right now (and have been for about a month) because my mom caught me staying up late, which is when I usually write and read. I was staying up to 1 for a while, then 12:30. That was just reading. I've been doing this for a while, for nearly two years without being caught. Now I have to have my door open, so I have a much smaller window to write. I shut it until around 11:20, and then open it and go to sleep. This sucks because It helped me sleep (my dad has insomnia and I might have it too) and it made me happier. I can't tell her what I have been doing, as its embarrassing, and I'll never live it down. And anyway she just thinks I'm being sneaky by PlAyiNG oN mY PhOnE. I have always had problems falling asleep. But my mom is kinda a bitch and hates me, so this is normal. About a few weeks ago, I had a cold and it went away pretty quickly. I was still taking the medicine because I had a bad runny nose. She literally accused me of drinking cough medicine because it felt good and I liked the way it made me sleep. She has accused me of smoking weed too (which I don't). Just the other day she called me a negative asshole for making a joke about how my half-sister (not step lol) who always tried to get me in trouble, is lazy (she is) and how she won't be a good doctor. All my mom ever thinks about is her, and sucking up to my oldest half-brother (I don't have any full siblings) and raising his kid because he can't use a fucking condom and will get any girl pregnant. Ever since I was little, she has pushed me to the side. I wish my dad would just divorce her already but he doesn't have the balls. My dad doesn't care about me staying up late (he knows I like to read) as he knows it helps me sleep. I can't have light shining in my eyes either, so thats why I shut my door. I would be so much happier with just my dad and I. As you can see, I'm going through some stuff right now.
So anyway, I will continue this book. Thanks!
In my books the reason I write Serena as such a loving and caring mother is because of how I was and am treated (I just turned 14 a few months back. I guess that also explains why I'm an amourshipper, as thats the series I grew up watching). (Update- Currently almost 15). It makes me happy to make her love her children as mothers should. I don't care if it's weird or sappy the way I make myself happy. I was really into this shipping stuff a few years ago, and I made a very bad decision to tell some of my "friends" about it, and they didn't stop bringing it up (were guys, what would you expect). It gave me severe trust issues that I still can't get rid of. They made me hate pokemon and everything related to it. I change the subject everytime something related to it comes up. One of them I still talk to wanted me to get PC Minecraft so we could play mods, specifically he wanted to play the Pixelmon mod. When he said it felt like I couldn't breathe. (Update- I have it and we play it together, a LOT.) The other "friends" had told him a few months back but I think he forgot. I threw away around 300 pokemon cards a month ago just to try and help those memories go away. They were given to me by my literal first ever friend. I havent talked to him in like two years. I bump into him every once in a while, as he still lives by me. The last time we had a real conversation was probably 6th grade. (2022 update on him, we are good friends again, as we have been back at in person school 2021-2022 school year. This was written back in 2020.) He was really into Pokemon too and we'd joke about Serena and Ash getting together. Reading all of these stories on here, AO3, and some good ones on YouTube (don't judge me) have brought me comfort and make me happy. It goes to show that most of us aren't weird pedos who "ship minors". Some of us are teens who like reading stories about the content we like. I hope you all are doing well, as I am not 😢
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