Ashley woke up early that morning at around 6:30 because he was so excited. The finals were at 10, but it felt like an eternity untill they left.
They arrived at the stadium at 9:45 and they made their way to his side of the battlefield. He was about to say something to Ash, but he was nowhere to be seen. The match soon started.
Ashley's opponent came out from the door and to his surprise, it was not a normal challenger that he never met. It was Sawyer. He met sawer at battle competitions in kanto a few times.
At that moment Ash ran over to his son.
Ash: Panting* OH MY ARCEUS IM SO SORRY! I JUST HAD TO TAKE A PISS!
Ashley: Damn father, you cant even be on time to the most important pokemon moment in my life. You were late to getting your starter now this? Damn.
Ash: Hey!
Ashley: I gotta battle now so byee!
He walked out onto the field.
Ash: I'm extremely confident in him.
Serena: Why?
Ash: Every time I'm late something good happens. For one, I got pikachu. And the list goes on and on and on.
Serena: I hope your right.
Ash: I know I'm right. I know I'm gonna sound like Clemont right here, but THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE!
He pulled out a pen and paper seemingly out of nowhere (his ass maybe?)
Ash wrote Ashley's name over Sawyer's like a fraction.
Ash: So you see, Ashley has a major advantage because I kick ass, and he kicks ass, but Sawyer does not kick ass. So ashley here has 100% advantage, while sawyer has the zero percent. So when we divide Sawyer's zero into Ashley's 100, we get "ASHLEY KICKS MAJOR ASS". If we take that and simplify it, we get "SAWYER IS A LITTLE PUSSY AND IS GOING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED". Understand?
Serena: That was....REALLY FUCKIN' SMART!
Ash: Do I get my reward later?
Serena: No, because I'm pregnant.
Ash: you're mean.
Serena: I know.
Back to the match. Since Im bad at writing battles, and we all know how this is gonna go, Ashley wins with only his fucking pikachu. HE FUCKING DECIMATED SAWYERS MEGA EVOLVED POKEMON WITH A FUCKING UNEVOLVED PIKACHU.
A and S: He did it!
Yay!
Ashley walked back to the two, dodging press etc.
Ashley: lets go home!
Ash: yeah I think we should.
They go home.
Ashley: Im gonna give myself a reward when I get home.
Ash: How long?
Ashley: 2 hours.
Ash: You gonna edge
Ashley: yes dumbass! Do you think im gonna cum 400 times?
Ash: yes.
Serena: giggles.
Ash: As your punishment for calling me a dumbass, im going to tell you something that that will make you mad.
Ashley: what?
Ash: Serena is pregnant!
Ashley: Thats great! Good job sir! Who is the father? I bet it's not your virgin ass.
Ash (who lets face it, he got fucking destroyed) : haha real funny young virgin.
Ashley: At least im not afraid of condoms.
Ash: Just because I dont want something strangling my cock doesn't mean im afraid of it.
Ashley: Thats why there are sizes stupid.
Ashley "rewards" himself.
Short chapter but whatever.
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Fanfiction6 years after his kalos journey, at 22 years old, ash has everything he could ever want. But that is where people are wrong. Sure he is the most famous and most powerful trainer of the era. Sure he has money. Sure he has a big house. But he doesnt l...
