Umbrella academy Preferences / imagines (SEASON 2 INCLUDED)

☠️Slushies and Depression☠️

"Damn it."

You groan as the sugary liquid overflows their foam cup, dripping all over his/her hand.

It was currently 2 in the morning, Y/n being the smart person they are decided to get a late-night 'snack'. Since it was so late the bakery was closed. So, like any normal person, they settled on some gas station slushies instead.

They wipe the red slush against their blue jeans.

"Why did I just do that..."

(Anyone else been there smh)

He/She reaches for a napkin when the sound of the sliding door catches their attention. Who else would be out this early in the morning? Probably a truck driver or maybe a serial killer looking for their next victim...

Y/n pushed those thoughts aside and focused on getting the red stain out of their pants.

"On your left."

A tall scruffy man wearing a purple feathered scarf, long black skirt, and trench coat staggers to the opposite end of the slushie station.

He fills his extra-large cup to the brim. Unfortunately for him, it overflows and he too gets slushie all over his hand.

The man quietly cures under his breath.

"Careful don't make the same mistake I did." Y/n jokes, motioning towards their ruined jeans.

The man snickers. "Thanks for the warning." He adjusts the plastic top and turns towards Y/n.

"If you don't mind me asking" He leans against the counter "Not to sound creepy or anything but why are you out so early. or late."

You shrug and toss away the dirty napkins.

"Just wanted something sweet. What about you?"

The man scratches his neck.

"I'm out of my special chocolate and-"

"You mean weed?"

The dude pauses before huffing annoyed. "Yes my weed!" He throws his arms up in frustration.

"And the stupid liquor store owner won't let me in the store."

Y/n raises an eyebrow, smirking.

"What you do?"

"I just borrowed some liquor." He wavers his hands around empathizing his words.

"Oh I totally forgot to introduce myself!"

He lifts his skirt and curtsies.

"I'm Klaus."

"Y/n."

Y/n smiles and shakes their head. They pop the top on their drink and take a sip.

"then why settle on a slushie?"

Klaus tilts his head in confusion.

"What?"

"You said you wanted drugs but couldn't get any."

"Yeah?"

"Then why settle on a slushie instead of a ciggie or sum. I mean they sell them here."

There is a moment of silence before Klaus burst into laughter.

"Because my pure one-" He wraps an arm around your shoulders and motions to the stushie machine. "Nothing is closer to drugs than a cold icy delight."

"That makes no sense."

Klaus boops Y/n on the nose.

"You just don't get it do you?"

Y/n shakes their head and take another sip of their slushie.

Klaus laughs and twirls down the aisle.

"I love this song!"

The cashier glances up at Klaus and shakes her head.

"Are you gonna explain or..."

Klaus drums the chip rack near the door as he sways his hips.

"Simple-"

The cashier bolts up from her spot behind the counter.

"Hey! Your that guy who stole some candy!"

Klaus tosses his purple scarf over his shoulder.

"That's my cue!"

Klaus dashes out the door.

Before he leaves, he shouts something you'll never forget.

"FREEZE YOUR BRAIN!"

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A/N: HEATHERSSSSSSSS!!!!! Thx for reading. Sorry I haven't updated in a minute. I had hella work to do. But I am back. (for the 5th time)😉