A/n: I just felt like I needed a higher word count.
SOOOOOOO
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Fanfiction
bluebirds singing songs
WHO LIVES UNDER A ROCK AND REFUSES TO UPDATE
ME ME ME ME
LUTHER I AM YOUR FATHER
NOOOOOO
SWIGGTY SWUGGITY IM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY
A/n: Rebecca you are the prettiest girl ever
Ben: Thank you sir Jeffers
A/n: will you accompany me to the wedding????
Ben: no
EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED
I have the need for speed
(Don't do drugs kids)
pew pew
HOLY JUMPING JEEPERS BATMAN
yooo penis parker
YOUR EYES WERE SO FAR UP HER ASSHOLE IT WAS LIKE PORN HUB IN HERE!
wow only 84.
WELP TIME TO GET STARTED
89 niceeee
90
~3rd Pov~
"CHOP CHOP!"
"You always were a stubborn bastard!"
Klaus groans and scatches his scalp in annoyance. For a total of 5 minutes, he had been trying to summon Mr. Hargreeves from the afterlife. What I'm saying is, he has gone a whole 5 minutes without sniffing, drinking, swallowing, or vaping ANYTHING. As a result, Klaus is losing his shit.
Klaus rubs his eyes (The Twilight Zone is like the butt crack between reality and fantasy. ANYWAY) in exhaustion and leans against the slightly dusty bar.
"I don't know about you. But I need a drink."
Before Klaus can reach for the glass of booze a small yellow light fizzes above him.
^^^IMAGE ABOVE. Y/N=STARK, KLAUS= STRAINGE^^^
Y/n yelps as he/she falls onto the bar. Spilling Mr. Hargreeve's ashes all over their clothes.
Y/n groans and rubs his/her head. "Ugh, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick..."
They slowly open their eyes to see a middle-aged man who looks like he has never seen a bed let alone a shower in ages. He has large bags under his eyes and clings to a bottle of vodka like A/n clings to a good xreader fanfic.
YOU ARE READING
Umbrella academy Preferences / imagines (SEASON 2 INCLUDED)
Fanfiction!Please send request! I don't so names because it wouldn't be xreader. So I'm just gonna use Y/N.
