A Yeet Magic Spell

Ian and Elodie's house 4:30 AM

Calvin and Colton: (Dream about a magic spell)

Calvin Goodwin Lightfoot: (Waking up from his dream), Yo, Colton, I just got a very swag idea.

Colton Goodwin Lightfoot: (While waking up), What is it, Calvin

Calvin Goodwin Lightfoot: It's a magic spell, (Gets his personal wizard staff).

Colton: What kind of magic spell?

Calvin: A spell to Yeet unicorns away from our property

Colton: How do we do that

Calvin: (Whispers in Colton's ear) How about we find ways to hit a YEET with magic and then go outside to YEET the unicorns.

Colton: (Dabs) Yeah Bro! We got this

(1 hour later with Ian and Elodie)

Ian Lightfoot: (Wakes up with his wife and they both get ready for their day)

Elodie Goodwin: Maybe we should let the kids wake up at 7:00 AM

Ian Lightfoot: I hope I don't see unicorns out this morning

Colton: Yeah, Yeet those unicorns!

Ian Lightfoot: Unicorns? Sorry for a bit, Elodie. There is something going on outside.

Calvin: The lid of the trash is open and are you ready, Colton?

Colton: I'm ready!

Ian Lightfoot: (Comes Outside), What are you two doing outside at 5:45 in the morning

Calvin: Just getting the unicorns away from our property

Ian Lightfoot: (Sees unicorns eating trash), Ew, Gross!

Calvin and Colton: Yeetus, Deletus!

(The Yeet spell yeets the unicorns away from the trash and puts all the trash back in the garbage can with the lid closed)

Ian Lightfoot: Wow! (While coming inside with the 12 year old elves). Hey Elodie! Come here

Elodie Goodwin: What is it, Ian?

Ian Lightfoot: Calvin and Colton created a yeet magic spell to yeet the unicorns off our property.

Colton: We got this spell on camera. Take a look.

(After the video...)

Elodie Goodwin: I didn't expect the 2 of you to wake up this early.

Calvin: That happened in a dream, and it woke me up with a very swag idea, Mom.

Colton: Y'all mind if I hit that, YEET!!!!!!(The unicorns quickly come back again)

Calvin: Oh Shoot!

Elodie Goodwin: You got it boys! Yeet those unicorns

Ian Lightfoot: Try saying Yeetus Deletus

Colton: Get outta here unicorns. YEET!

Calvin: I'll try this. Aloft Elevar!

Colton: That's a levitation spell, bro. How about we yeet the trash in the dump, and then yeet the unicorns

Calvin and Colton: Yeetus Deleetus!

(The Yeet spell yeets the unicorns with the trash until it's completely empty)

Elodie Goodwin: Good Job! What would you like for breakfast?

Colton: I'd like to have breakfast when the other siblings come down

Elodie Goodwin: Wow that's so sweet! I'm posting the yeet video on YouTube and sharing it with our family

Calvin: Wow! I bet our grandparents would really love it, even Officer Bronco.