Artemis fowl x reader (ON HIATUS)

Business Partner

 Thats it Artemis was sure the universe hated him and took pleasure in humiliating him.

 It was supposed to be simple a young successful business women was meeting with him about a deal with Fowl Enterprises. The girl happened to be about Artemis's age. so when his mother found out she asked (Read:forced) him to invite her over for dinner to talk about her proposal.

Which led to our first incident he was sitting at the table eating some of Butler's truffle mashed photos with imported black truffles from France with steak. No one had noticed yet, which is why Artemis was grateful for the table. His mother being the person she is had the nerve to make it so the girl y/n was sitting right across from him. Which gave him a um lets say unsavory view of some of her assets. Which is what led to him having an uncomfortable tightness in his pants.

All Artemis had to do was excuse himself to the restroom to get rid of this wretched predicament. But of course his mother conveniently had to go "Prepare the desert" Leaving Artemis to keep up the conversation for appearances. 

And of course after that was taken care of the universe had decided to play the "Make Artemis Suffer" game once again. 

Holly had just called him about an urgent matter in Haven. So Artemis was rushing out there not realizing y/n had been standing outside the door. Which caused him to trip and fall pushing her down with him. He was about to apologize when he realized what position he was stuck in and turned red (Well more of a light pink on his vampire skin) So he quickly got up and apologized then rushed out to meet Holly.

All of this leading to our third incident of humiliation.

Artemis had not wondered why Y/n had been at the manor the last week as his mind was a bit preoccupied. Which is why it came as a surprise to him to see her. He had just finished showering and had a towel wrapped around his waist his hair not completely dry yet as he was walking to where Butler would usually be he bumped into something and realized it was y/n. Once again he turned red D'arvit was the only thought running through his head as he realized how he looked. Damn puberty was ruining what could have been a very prosperous business deal.

To be continued.......

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