✨💚𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒌 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓💚✨

The Sexy Scottish Leprechaun

Although the trees hovered over top of you, you could still see that the sun was setting. You had been stuck in these woods for Farquaad knows how long! All you wanted to see was Pinocchio throw it back at the Hard Wands strip club. In fact, you'd get blisters on your tongue any day for that hottie. Anyways, that's not what mattered right now. All that mattered was getting out of this smelly hell hole. It didn't help that it was dark now. And you're pretty sure you stepped on a slug. Great. Huffing, you pushed past the tree limbs, cupping your hands on the sides of your mouth and shouting "HELLO!? A HOE- I MEAN, LADY IS IN NEED OF SAVING!"

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...

...

No response.

"Farq, why me?" you groaned, tripping over another rock. You fell, rolling down a hill like a turd in the wind.

"AHAHDHJSIAIFUSJDJ-"

Everything hurt.

"I think that twig broke my hymen." you said.

"Well, if the twig didn't, I certainly can." said a deep, husky, Scottish voice. Farq, it sounded like a sexy ass leprechaun. Wait, leprechaun's aren't Scottish? Whatever, it was still delicious.

"Wh-What!? Who's there!?" you screeched, picking up the twig that was up your coochie. It was too small to break your hymen. And it was too small to fight with.

"Haha! At least bring a pitchfork like the other crackerasses!"

"...Mf what did you just-"

"Anyways, since you obviously would prefer a skinny dildo like that up your roast beef sandwich, I'll just scare yeh out of here."

"...What?"

Finally, the sexy voice revealed itself, it's masculinity very visible. Not to mention it's great height. Farquaad, you loved a tall Scottish leprechaun. But didn't he say he was going to scare you out of here? Yeah, sure. Scare you away with his massive do-

"Hey, bitch tits! Why are yeh standin' there with slobber comin' out yer cunt?"

The man snapped you back into reality, now much closer to you. So close, you could finally see what he really was.

An Ogre.