One day, you find yourself lost in a giant forest. Somehow, you manage to stumble across the greatly feared Ogre, Shrek. When he lets you in and starts moving kinda sus, you find out he's a real monster in the sheets. ;)
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Very familiar. But how?
You just couldn't put your finger on it.
It looked like somebody...
Hmm...
OF COURSE!
"Is that your brother?" You asked.
"NO, YEH DUMB FUCK. THAT'S ME!" He yelled.
"SHIT, I'M SORRY. CALM TF DOWN." You shrieked.
The Ogre sighed, massaging his temples.
"Didn't yeh see the signs in the woods when yeh were roaming?" He asked.
"Um, no?" You replied, swaying side to side.
He stared at you, seemingly disgusted.
It turned you on.
The Ogre grunted, putting a hand on his hip and turning away from you.
"So nobody told yeh about the scary Ogre in the woods?" He asked, scratching his head.
You shook your head, watching him. He had a fine looking ass. You wanted just gobble it up.
"Well, then..."
He turned around, roaring in your face. It was loud and his breath smelled like onions and dead skunks. It damn near blew your weave off. Some spit flew into yours eyes, blinding you.
"AH, FARQ-" You screamed.
"Oh- shit, sorry-" He wiped the spit out of your eyes with his big sausage fingers. It felt amazing.
You opened your eyes and looked up at him blushing. Eye contact was made, but only for a few seconds before he turned away.
"Now yeh know. Aren't yeh scared?" The Ogre asked.
"Not at all." You replied, straightening your weave. That mf was expensive. Goodwill ain't cheap.
He turned, dumbfounded. Blinking a few times, he looked down, his cheeks pink. He started to kick the dirt.
"Oh...well, that's new."
Farq, he was so cute.
"What's your name?" You asked, smiling.
"Shrek. Yers?"
"Y/n."
Shrek. That name was so hot. You felt your toes twitch rapidly with happiness. Eager to have your cheeks clapped, you were.
"Say, is that your swamp?" You asked, pointing to the cottage behind him.
"Uh- yeh. Why?" He replied, looking at you.
"Oh, nothin'...I was just thinking we could-" You walked up to him slowly, swaying your hips, speaking in a seductive tone.
"-have some fun? You know, since we know each other now?" You winked, licking your lips, your fingers trailing up his meaty arm.
Shrek blushed, smiling at you with his yellow chompers.
"Sounds good to me, sugar tits."
You and Shrek linked arms, walking to his cottage. He had a nice place. Slugs, mud, an outhouse. Pretty fetch.
Shrek opened the door for you. You thanked him and looked around. It was nice. Kinda smelly, but it goes hard.
But what you really wanted to see was his bedroom.
