✨💚𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒌 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓💚✨

Hunk

An Ogre. A giant, mf ogre. A giant, gargantuan, thiccy Nikki Ogre. And a hot one at that.

You could see little hints of freckles on his nose. A Weasley. No, he doesn't have red hair. Or any hair at that. For some reason, you got the urge to smack the top of his head. Just give him a good ol' smack on his glorious, shiny head.

His ears looked like trumpets, making you want to blow into them. He had beautiful brown eyes that shined in the moonlight, enchanting you. For some reason he had hair on his eyebrows. Brown. Maybe he has brown pubes.

And those lips. Farquaad, those lips. You wanted to slurp off the skin and digest it. Your eyes trailed downwards, down to his chest.

He wore a scaly vest over top of what looked like a shirt made out of a potato sack. His nipples poked out through his vest. Watching you pull that twig out of your cooch earlier must have made them happy. For his pants, they were brown with a plaid pattern. Farq, plaid is sooo last ever after. And he just wore some normal ankle boots. More like cankle boots.

"You've been standin' there starin' at me for five minutes, hoe bag." The Ogre said, looking at you intently.

"Oh- sorry. It's just that you're so mesmerizing." You blurted out, blushing. You were such a simp. But he just stirred up this burning passion inside of you.

"Yeah right. A fat, stinky Ogre like me, mesmerizing. Yer just sayin' that so I don't hurt yeh, right?" He scoffed, popping his neck. Damn, it really cracked. His head whipped to the left and hit his shoulder he popped it so hard. You hoped he'd do that to your back.

"No, of course not! I really mean it! I'm not scared of you. I'm just sexually attracted to you."

He stared in your eyes for a few seconds, soon looking over your body.

You had the biggest tiddies in the entire kingdom, and your hips didn't lie. Your thighs were like pillows. And boy did your toes taste good. You'd know. Your lips big and plump. You had long lashes. Like, long lashes. LONG. LASHES.

You watched him scan you, knowing that he liked what he saw. He looked back up at you. You smiled and winked at him. His eyes lit up for a second, until he frowned.

"Do yeh know who I am? Were yeh sent to kick me out of here? Because I swear, I will rip out yer organs and spread them on my toast." He growled.

"What? No! I'm not here to kick you out. I don't even know your name!" You said, confused.

The Ogre sighed with relief.

"So, yeh don't who I am. Well, see for yerself."

He pointed to a sign, right outside of a swamp with a cottage behind it.

You read it and gasped.