Walmart

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Gwen

"Uggggggggg, someone turn off the bloody lights!" A voice said near my ear. A very British voice. I twisted my head to the sound and came nose to nose with a curly headed boy.

"AHH!!! HELP!" I screamed scurrying back. Who the hell was the creep?! Oh. Wait. That's Harry. Duh, I face palmed. I am so stupid. Then I remembered what happened. We are ALL so stupid. Last night as they started ushering everyone out, Niall had suggested buying the place for the night. The boys had said that it was a good idea (Of Course) so we ended up partying for about twenty minutes. Then all fell asleep. Just like the awesome amazing dorks we are.

"SUPERMAN!!!!!" Louis yelled leaping over the bar. "Did SomeOne Call For Help?!"

"SHUT IT!!!" Harry demanded crawling farther back into the plush booth. Louis and I laughed at him. Then we got a look at a stumbling Niall.

"meeeerrr. I think I have a hangover" He stated dragging his feet and tipping from side to side. Our laughter grew to full on belly busting. Louis started rolling around on the ground, tears streaming from his eyes.

"Niall" I said in between my laughing "...YoOu....didNt.....Even......DrinK!!!!!" His face turned fire truck red.

"I knew that I was just kiddin' round" He mumbled. Yeah right Horan you wish.

"Wait a sec. one two three" I counted "where are the others?" Louis shrugged and pointed behind him. I got up and walked over.

"OMG!!! THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!" I squealed. Zayn and Liam were cuddled up in the corner behind the bar sleeping. It was almost like Liam was Zayn's teddy bear. TO CUTE!!! Niall and Louis scrambled over and whipped out their phones snapping pictures of the two. There was a lot of jokes about Ziam and snickering.

"Posting on Twitter!!!" Lou declared "Waking up with JellyBeans!!!"

"NO!!!" I cried snatching his phone from him "I am to remain anominous!!! You can't expect me to help you if every one is wondering if I am one of your new girlfriends!" I rushed. Everyone stared at me. The word girlfriend hung in the air. Louis gently took back his phone and  smirked. 

"And who here are you expecting to date?" My cheeks turned bright crimson. 

"It was just a theory" I whispered as the boys chuckled at me. Boy was this embarrassing.

"Come on!" Niall moaned shaking Liam and Zayn "I'm hungry!" The room filled with more laughter as the couple woke up and realized how they were positioned. Zayn wasted no time in scrambling back. Liam just sat there and laughed along with the hilarity of the situation.

"Not only are you two the cutest couple in One Direction, but the whole world knows about it too!!!" Sang Louis holding his phone so that they could see his Twitter. They groaned really loudly, and Zayn tryed to take a swipe at it. Lou danced back and taunted them with it. Liam and Zayn looked at each other, and like there was an unsaid command, bolted towards Louis.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!" He screamed "HEEEEELP!!!!!!!" Lou dashed around the room with the boys right at his heels. 

"For Narnia!!!" He yelled leaping over a booth. His foot caught on the cushion and he fell to his doom. In seconds the three boys were wrestling around on the floor. Niall shrugged beside me and dove into the mayhem that was unfolding right before my very eyes. Good lord. What was I going to do with them?! Then I got an Idea..

"Walmart! Let's all go to Wallmart!!!"

                                                                              Harry

 Somehow, the boys all woke me up at four in the freaking morning, so here we were. Buying breakfast. In a Walmart. The crowd in Walmart was a different one I must admit. A lady sped walked past us, she had a jog suit on and a determined look on her face. Next came a old man that had quite the gut going.

"Klaus" Louis  leaned over and whispered to me. It sounded like clowse. Then his expression changed. "Let's name every person that walks by" His face was lit up with a devious smile that I had come to love.

"Okay Mate, you're on! Best name wins!" Louis rased his eyebrows.

"And the terms?"

"You know the terms" I responded. He nodded, still with that evil smile. 

"Oi! Zayn!" Louis called. Zayn came over and Lou explained the rules, asking him to decide on the best name. We sneaked a look over at JellyBeans Niall and Liam. They were deeply engrossed in buying Bologna. I waved Zayn and Lou over to the next aisle, and the game began.

"Vicky!" I said referring to the women in the jogging outfit who was checking out. 

"Eloise!" Louis came back with. Zayn nodded and added a check on his phone. We wouldn't find out till the end. A guy that looked like a rat came by. I'm not just saying that to be mean. He actually looked like one. Greasy black hair, pointy nose, whiskers overdue.

"Stuart!!" I declared triumphantly

"Bradford MickConningHam the Second" Louis challenged. Fine. If we are playing ridiculousness...

"Pippi Long Stockings!" I said pointing to a woman with flaming red hair and pigtails.

"Madeline!" Lou came back with. hmmmmph. A girl bounced down the aisle. She stopped to pick things up at random, then put them back in a different spot. I don't know if she was doing it on purpose or not. Man, I feel bad for the cashier that rings her up.

"Volanda" Louis said first.

"Ophelia" I retorted

"SABRINA!!!!!!" Gwen shouted.

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