𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁 sakusa x reader (old vr)

KIDNAPPED?! (16)

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❝ HIS ARMS LOOKED HOT ❞

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"There can be very little good things left in the world but thighs will save us~" you had just finished your 2 hour rant about how amazing thighs are.

And how much you wanna die slowly by getting choked by them-

Haru nodded. "And this Akaashi guy has the best ones?"

"Yup!"

"Hmm I see.." our ✨bb haru✨ was paying close attention. Hell he'd probably even took notes.

"Haru your cute~" you poked his check

"author-san really gonna make this hard to chose hmm?" Haru mumbled.

"What?"

"Never mind :)"

Then the door bust open! But there wasn't the boys you were looking for it was- ABO JOSAIS TEAM?

"Hey y/n ima just kidnap you and this cutie~" Oikawa said.

"Haru those are what we call not magical thighs" you said.

"Oh... very interesting y/n-chan." He replied

"STOP!" Oikawa grabs you and put you on his shoulder. Iwaizumi grabbed haru and put him on his.

"Man I wanted to see his arms they look hot." You grumbled.

"Y/n I don't think that's the main concern at the momment."

"Yeah yea- NOYW WHAT THE FUCK-"

There was a magical sight-

Noya on Asahis shoulders with Asahis hair flowing in the wind as they ran. This was- was ✨magical✨

Such a *sniff sniff* beautiful sight.

In the background you saw.

-Tanaka with his shirt off moving it in the air.

-Sugamama and Ennoshira naruto running-

-Hinita running with Kageyamas milk box

-Kageyama chasing him

-Tsukishima recording everything

-Yamaguchi on tsukishimas back yelling the intro to toyoko goul.

-Narita with a half a fucking water melon on his head

-kinoshita doing cartwheels

- and daichi yelling at them

Kiyoko and Yachi were walking doing that queen shit- 🙄💅🏼

"You have werid friends-"

"MY CUM SLUTS HAVE COME TO SAVE ME!"

Harus POV:

I-

Umm this person is werid

They're fun tho-

Authors POV:

"BBS HELP IM GETTING KIDNAPPED BY A DOOR!" You yelled

"WERE COMING!" Suga shouted.

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WILL YOU DIE 🙀🙀🙀 OR SURVIVE 🙀