𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁 sakusa x reader (old vr)

oniguri princess (11)

Y/n is added!

Hello hoes

piss hair 😏: hey baby girl ;))

Hey baby boy ;))))

stripper pole : I- werid...

LE GASP HI SUNA RIN RAN

stripper pole: hi y/n

piss hair: yk each other??

Ah yes 😌 I threw up on his lap lol

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~Flash back~

You were at the the movies stuffing popcorn in your face. Then a feeling in your ✨tummy✨ came 😏

"AH- NDNEMEKSLDKDJE" you threw up on the
person by you.

"Ew. What the fuck."

"OMFG IM SO SORRY WAIT-"

You had gotten napkins and took them out.

Then you strated to clean up the mess on his pants.

He softly moaned and opened his eyes wide.

"U-uh sorry..." you said

"I-it's fine.."

YO THIS MAN JUST MOANED CAUSE OF YOU- AND HES HOT-

"Uh it's clean.."

"You didn't have to clean it for me haha."

"Ah it's okay.. can I have your number tho?"

YES WE STILL GONNA ASK

WHY?

CAUSE WE SLICK AF

and he's ✨daddy✨

"Sure"

He gave you it and you walked out together from the movies.

"That movie was boring" he said

"Yeah. I mean I only stayed for the popcorn.."

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plus I come to ur games

piss hair: ahh yes and ig he commented on that one pic..

The better Miya: hello Onguri princess

hello onguri prince :)

piss hair: YALL SHES MINEE

OH RLLY 😏😏

piss hair: YESSSS

stripper pole: ahh cool but I met her first-

The better Miya: same.

piss hair: WHEN?

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You went to your favorite Onguri shop.

"HELLO WOULD YOU TRY AND WIN ONGURI QUEEN?" The waiteress asked.

"okay?"

You asked to a table where 4 whole giant tub of Onguri was.

"Whoa-"

"OK Y/N VRS EMMI FOR ONGURI QUEEN!"

"I'm gonna win and then Osamu will notice me haha." Emmi said

You gave her a are you kidding me look .

"No wonder he dosnt like ya." You mumbled. Like miss girl I have embarrassment for you 😀.....

"What-"

"GET READY AND EATTT!"

With that u stuffed Onguri in your mouth

Osamu POV:

Why did that werid Emmi girl say that-
werid..

That y/n girl looks weird while eating, I wanna talk to her.

OMG SHE WON HOW-

ITS ONLY BEEN 10 MINS

AUTHOR POV:

YA WON
GOOD JOB FATASS

K SO YOU GET THIS CUTE ONGURI CROWN:

"Okay Miya-San crown her..." the lady bowed. All dramatic and shit-

He took the crown and put in on your head.

"YOU ARE NOW THE KING AND QUEEN" the waiter said.

"Yo you is a ✨snacc ✨ can I get your number" you winked.

He laughed and wiped rice  off of the side of your face.

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piss hair: I WANNA ROMANTIC MOMMENT WITH Y/N

COME OVER BBY GORL SO I CAN PLAM YOUR DI-

stripper pole stop. Don't you dare continue that

Kit Kat: oh hello y/n long time no talk

Hello KITA bb

piss hair: k I'm out

Don't leave baby boy 🥺🥺

piss hair: and now I'm back :)

The better Miya: bottom

poss hair: SHUT UP

Kit Kat: not this again...