| infectious love |

all good things come to an end

after 4 long years in office, it was coming to a close. he had successfully alienated a good portion of americans, the others were still hypnotized by his tantalizing promises. he wasn't ready for the end, he wanted a dynasty, hopefully he will beat sleepy joe biden.

don lies, like a lot. but there is one promise he never gave up on.

wallace. wallace the wall that he put up on a portion of the southern boarder. wallace was his best friend! he loves wallace for what he was and what he could become. needless to say, trump didnt have many friends, he was paying fox news for all the positive reviews and his only friend jeff epstein died, a shame considering he got all his child porn from him :(

trump and wallace spent all their time together, trump spent all his money and time on wallace so he could fend off el violadors y asesinos invading our great country!! for close to 4 years they did everything together, they shut down the government, infiltrated elections, visited putin, and engaged in a tax war together.

one day everything changed. wallace fell in love with his toupeed friend, he never intended on telling donald, it just came out.

"donnie i love you" wallace said quickly, in a small whisper. trump was astounded!! he looked at his crusher with wide eyes.

"y-you love me?? wallace we could never be together and i dont see you that way..." donald said.

"im sorry, i didnt mean to say that" wallace said shyly "and i know you could never love me" he said sadly.

they sat in silence for a while, don laid his head on his stone cold friend, he had a rather bricky build.
hours passed.

"say perhaps, i did love you" don said under his breath, yet still loud enough to hear. "what we would we do."

wallace had a small sliver of hope now, maybe donald did love him. "Well, i don't know trumpy, perhaps you forfeit this election and we head to barbados"

"im banned from barbados." trump said sadly.

"oh right... scotland then" wallace said.

"im banned everywhere, thats the point" donald was sad, but not long, "except for russia" don realized cheerily. "oooo can we please go to russia?!!!" don looked at his wallace with pleading eyes, "perhaps..." trump said shyly, "you and putin can peg me?"

wallace began blushing ferociously "what ever you want donnie"

don smiled, but it began to fade. "i love you, you love me... but it can never be. i have a wife, melania would kill me."

"actually ive been looking for a reason to drop your orange ass." melania came out from where she had been hiding under the bed. "i dont give a fuck as long as you give me ze money." don was startled, but reached out to his understanding wife, she swatted his hand away. "you no hold my hand in public, and you dont even look at me in private" she scoffed.

trump shed a tear "yes, yes melania, thank you"
wallace grabbed his newfound lover and they kissed, melania sat there. watching them.

but then the tv turned on.

"breaking news! newfound virus in wuhan, china, called coronavirus-19!! waiting for more from scientific officials, but its looking to be deadly!!''

"ah fuck it" melania lit a doobie, "im out of here". she blasted off in her jet suit.