the words "BREAKING NEWS" flashed on the screen as covid watched over their host's shoulders, interested in what was so important.
"a new virus has been found originating in wuhan, china. scientists believe that it is airborne, and so we advise staying indoors. more at 5, now onto jimmy."
a photo of the virus flashed upon the screen in the meantime. at first, covid had not realized that it was them, until they noticed their reflection in the mirror. they paused, processing the information, until it hit them.
hey mamas is that me cause i sure do be lookin like that sexy ass thang up there and thats on jah it thought, doing the wap dance from the hit song wap from cardi b
it hopped onto the mirror glass to admire its sexiness more before the cheeto man himself flashed on the screen. in an instant, covid was was in love, infatuated by his awful hair. he was the only thing that could compare to its own beauty, and by those standards thats saying something. a tall girl, one i know very well anyways (co-authors note: i hate you) walked by, covid latching onto her.
take me to the cheeto man
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