Character Headcannons/Scenarios

Soft Feitan Part 1 - The Pumpkin Carving Adventure

Pumpkin carving for spooky season? Well first things first. Getting the pumpkins. Feitan 100% stole them off people's porches. If you really wanted to you could try to convince him to go to a pumpkin patch. Explain why picking your own pumpkin is special. He honestly doesn't understand.

He did pick his own pumpkin. Off someone's porch. He sees nothing wrong with this method. If by some miracle you convinced him to go to a pumpkin patch it would be fun. He'd try and carry as many pumpkins as possible but he's only so tall.

You can't see his face, the pile is so large. He will not be paying for these pumpkins and he won't let you either. As you wander searching for your pumpkin he steals glances. Thinking about how lucky he is to have you here with him. The fall colors make a nice background for the masterpiece that is you.

So naturally he puts the pumpkins in the car and sneaks up behind you to scare you. You just about have a heart attack. It scared you so bad you jumped. As you splutter and try to catch your breath he is LAUGHING. Like really laughing. Your reaction was priceless. You huff and get back to your searching.

He goes off on his own to get more pumpkins. By the time you find yours the backseat of the car is FILLED with the things. He shows no remorse as you speed out of there with your pumpkins. There's enough for the whole troupe to do three. There's a LOT. You shouldn't have left him on his own.

He seems happy with it though. Very smug. Now you could carve pumpkins with the troupe or without. Maybe you do both. It'd be more intimate just being the two of you. Let's say you do pumpkins with the troupe first. You have enough to do some with and without them.

The next step is getting the tops off and gutting the pumpkins. Which means knives. Feitan with access to many types of knives. You should be scared. He'd never hurt you of course, but Feitan with many knives is something anyone should fear, no matter who you are to him.

Everyone begins on their pumpkin. Some are more messy with the insides, others more meticulous and clean. However you do yours is going well. Feitans first stab into his pumpkin is VIOLENT. He quickly starts on scooping out the guts. You're happily working away at yours, a sense of comfort washing over you.

What a fun thing to do together. Until you feel a glob of something hit you in the face. It's pumpkin guts. The culprit is sitting right across from you. Feitan is absolutely beaming under his mask. It makes his eyes crinkle he's smiling so big.

Meanwhile the goop is falling off your face to the floor. You wipe the residual goo and pumpkin seeds away with your hand. You grab yours out of your pumpkin and lean over to plop it right on his head. You think better of it. He is holding a knife.

Instead as you both go back to working you flick pumpkin seeds at him. It annoys him just enough to be funny and still lighthearted. Now that the insides are hollow, it's time to start carving. He is a torture expert. This is where he shines. He carves a very disturbing murder into his pumpkin. It's horrifying.

He's very skilled, he can do fine details and add a scary amount of realism to it. He gets very absorbed in what he's doing. At one point Phinks comes to mess him up just for laughs. Before his arm can get within a foot of Feitans pumpkin, his knife is pressed against Phink's chest. Sitting he can't reach his throat.

Phinks knows he couldn't actually do it. They're friends and it's a rule for the spiders. He takes the hint though and let's Feitan be. You meanwhile, get to ogle him. Watch as Feitans eyes squint, working hard on his carving. Watching him never gets old. Of course he catches you, and gets embarrassed, mumbling something you can't understand in his first language.

You have mercy and turn your attention to your own carving. The sounds of laughter filling the empty space. Of course Chrollo carved a book into his pumpkin. Machi is relentlessly mocking him for it. It's fun. At one point Feitan starts using the sword from his umbrella, just to show everyone he could.

He doesn't say anything, just takes it out and starts like it's a completely normal thing to do. Of course he puts it away not long after. It's not very good for the fine details he's trying to add.

It was very fun. But now its time for it to be just the two of you. In private things go a little differently. You saved your favorite pumpkins for this. You begin the process again. He's more relaxed just being the two of you. He takes off his mask for this. You get to see his smile, and it is the scariest thing you've seen all day. It's also the most beautiful. Because this is a smile just for you. Full of mischief and love. Lil gremlin💖

This time the gut throwing goes both ways. You end up covered head to toe in pumpkin. He doesn't look much better. Pumpkin is everywhere. This time as you both start carving, when you try to peak at what he's doing, he guards it with his arms. You're not allowed to see until it's done.

He keeps a close eye on you, making sure you're not looking. Hunched over his pumpkin. It's not the pumpkin you're staring at though. To see him so comfortable and in his element is a treat. Once you finish yours you look over. He's eagerly waiting. He turns his around and on it is the two of you under the moon. Of course the moon is terrifying and has teeth and there's bodies everywhere on the ground in the scene.

But in his own way its sweet. The two of you on the pumpkin are holding hands, which doesn't happen often. So you know he meant for it to be romantic. This is him being vulnerable with you. You lean in for a quick peck. Tell him you love it. Tell him you love him. Immediately he turns bright red. But he's happy.

This was fun. Perhaps you'll have to do this again next year. Although cleaning up will be a nightmare. That night when all is said and done, candles lit inside your pumpkins, you settle in to watch a movie. The Nightmare Before Christmas maybe? Not a bad Halloween movie.

Or perhaps you go truly scary and rewatch your favorite horror movie. After getting cleaned up you end the night sharing light kisses and the best cuddles.