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Me reading three dark crowns

SPOILERS FOR THREE DARK CROWNS

- Skinny, sick, and pale what else is new?
- She's consuming poison....how safe
-Do people here just eat poison for fun?
- There is a tiger
- Cougar? Same thing
- Oh he's a childhood best friend
- So there's like....some unfinished business there
- Poor Katherine
- Noooo the snake
- LOW MAGIC?????
- A love spell? Oh honey they don't need that
- I kinda ship Katherine and Pytier
- PEPPER THAT'S ADORABLE
- Also Mira and Elizabeth
- Mira is BOSS
- I love her
- And Arsonioe and Billy
- Oh crap Jules found out about the whole low magic
- YES MIRA RUN AWAY
- Oh damn a boy....with DARK MESSY HAIR
- I think you know where this about to go
- JOSEPH????????????
- Good god he's dramatic
- Didn't he make the first move?
- Oh so HE KNEW that he was cheating
- Men are ✨trash✨
- So Jules is irrelevant now
- Camden is gonna eat him for breakfast
- The way I picture low magic is kinda like a sacrifice ceremony... with like everyone sitting in a circle around the fire pouring blood into it
- So like uh Jules is like brain dead
- Ugh Joseph
- Oh this is not good....Jules has found them
- He just tossed her aside istg this boy
- Poor Mira
- Wait so Arsonioe is gonna meet Mirabella
- OOOOH THEY MEETING
- That didn't go well
- UGH STUPID RHO
- Unrelated but they all have such pretty names
- Oh so Billy now meeting Kat
- Interesting
- Pytier jealous?????
- Bruh is this basically just some messed up love web?
- Okay Kat slow down
- Grandma Kate is a mood
- Jules figured it out....she smart
- Matthew???? Oooooh.....
- Matthew is like 30 so oof
- OH THE SPELL OH CRAP
- Good he came clean
- YES JULES TELL HIM
- RUN JOSEPH RUN BEFORE CAMDEN EATS YOU FOR BREAKFAST
- Never mess with a girl with a Cougar
- ELIZABETH NOOOOOO
- Elizabeth is safe! I think...idk I have a bad feeling about this
- THEY CHOPPED HER ARM OFF
- Wait so her familiar might be a bear THAT IS SO SICK
- I genuinely thought her familiar would be a butterfly or something
- THERE IS A BEAR
- THE BEAR IS NOT HER FAMILIAR????
- Is Jules dead?
- The bear is dead?????
- Huh wtf
- Ooooh cool a near death experience...yay
- Ooooh Natalia and Billy's dad had a little fling
- Oh so they know about the sacrifice thing
- They jumped in front of a bear for each other
- SHE WANTS TO TRY AGAIN????
- "I don't want to marry you, but I don't want you to die," cute?
- Oooh Pytier about to go protective mode
- HE LOVES HER
- Oh heyyyy Billy
- I honestly have no clue who I want to win
- HE WANTS TO SAVE HER AWWWW
- THE BELTANE FESTIVAL YESSSS
- Bruh why are Pytier and Katherine so cute? I love them so much
- Bruh WHY AM I SO SINGLE
- Are we gonna forgive Joseph now?
- Hand on the heart...wow
- GOOD DUMP THAT BOY
- Oh so Joseph is now here with Mira he's playing them both istg
- Great it's happening AGAIN
- MATTHEW AND MADRIGAL????
- THEY FOUND ARSONIOE NOOOO
- BILLYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- OH MY GOD THE PROTECTIVENESS I SHIP
- ISTG THEY CAN'T SACRIFICE ARSONIOE! HASN'T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
- YES MIRA ATTACKKKKKK
- OhmygodBillybowedtoonlyArsnioe
- Okay I get cult vibes from the Priestesses
- Istg she forgave you for your mistake HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER YOU MADE IT AGAIN
- OH SO THEY ABOUT TO-
- Oh never mind
- THE QUICKENING
- Okay but hear me out- what if the bear is her familiar?
- Also I think Pytier might die, I just have a bad feeling
- So they cheated???
- Oooh Arsonioe it's your turnnn
- The bear...I'm scared
- Oh that went well... too well actually
- Ugh Joseph
- I swear Joseph keeps switching sides between Jules and Mirabella so much I'm getting motion sickness
- WAIT STUPID JOSEPH MAKING JULES LOOSE CONTROL OF THE BEAR NOOOOO
- I am silently praying that the bear is her familiar
- HE KISSES HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF JULES WTFFFFF
- oh she's running
- HUH PYTIER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- DID HE JUST-
- So is Kat dead now?
- she's backkkk
- Oh god the heartbroken blood thirsty queen this is BAD
- Poor Jules is heartbroken
-Three dark crowns nah more like Three broken hearts
- POISON?????
- ARSONIOE IS A POISONER???
- PLOT TWIST