Meh: alright let's see the next ship is.... Romione! It's a cute ship, but it's not exactly a true pairing, no photo sowwy
Mione: what's Romione? I mean I get the part from Mione it's obviously me but the first part would be-
Le chosen one: Ron?
Weasle: yeah?
Le chosen one: not you! The ship is you two, together
Mione: um no thanks I'm lesbian no offense Ron, but sink
Weasle: none taken, and it's a sink from me too, I'm gay
Le chosen one: *gasps* you guys never told me! And I already told you guys, I'm gay!
Mione: I didn't know Ron was gay and no explanation for not telling you guys I'm lesbian
Le chosen one: WHAT? I need an expl-
Meh: shut up! Mione doesn't need to explain if she doesn't want to!
Dray: even tho Weaslbee is a blood traitor, he's still pure blood, and she's a mudblood! So sink
Meh: *lip lock jixnes Dray* I told you not to call Mione that
Dray: MMMMM!
Meh: sorry love, but you gotta kiss your crush to unlock your lips, but for now, here *throws him an infinite paged notepad with a pen* have this so you can write your answers
Le chosen one: sink since- well it was heard from them already
Pansy: sink!!
Blaise: sink!!
Sev: I don't think I should "ship" my students
Meh: nuuuu! Sevy!!!!!! You must you must you MUST!
Sev: alright alright! Sink
Meh: okie people vote! We don't have all day, we have all year!
Lucious: sink! No pure blood should be with a mudb- I mean muggle born
Dray: Why is there a picture of me on the screen?
Meh: cause while you guys vote Imma stare at the screen, Dray is the hottest chara- nope! Nvm! Ain't gon' say it cause if I do Potter is gonna kill me!
Luna: I think it's nice, ship
Neville: they're not into each other so it has to be a sink from me
Lily: they don't like each other so it's a sink
Jamie boi: sink they literally like the same genders as themselves
Meh: has everyone voted?
Le chosen one: Yeah!
Meh alright let's count then
Ships: 1
Sinks: 10 {including me again}
Meh: and..... Romione has sunk!
I'm so sorry Romione shippers, you can still ship it from your view, cause I like Pansmione and Blairon so I had to make it sink
Meh: alright we'll continue again after a few minutes, cause I want a snack, so Imma go get gummies and Pizza with some frapachino, you guys want anything?
Everyone: Yeah, we're hungry!
Meh: k *snaps fingers and food appears* well we'll see ya'll next time bye!
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Harry Potter characters react to ships~
FanfictionBasically what the title says, also I made this cause I was sad