*in a soft, british and posh voice*
I am glad my brother stopped from eathing that cake
I would've gotten fat.
And you know what happens when you're fat, you get bloated.
And when you bloated, people will think you are pregnant.
And when people think you are pregnant,
ThEY ExpECT YoU To bECoME A rESponNSiBLE mOThER BuT I'M nOT anD I DOn'T WanT TO bE rESPonsIBLe NoR a mOtHEr.
YOU ARE READING
Sh*tpost Shenanigans
Losowea book where i share my random thoughts to strangers that could potentially be my murderer someday
