•• 𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐋••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Seungcheol: WHAT?! OKAY BABE I'M COMING DON'T WORRY EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT! BABE JUST TALK TO ME OKAY?
You: ok awww~
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•• 𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐍••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Jeonghan: what? buntis ka pala? Akala ko ako buntis satin? joke i'm coming aaaaaah magiging tatay na akooooo
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•• 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐀••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Joshua: let's pray babe
You: o-ok
Joshua: let's pray na sana sakin magmana para sure na magandang lalaki
You: BABE!
Joshua: oh-- c-coming!
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••𝐉𝐔𝐍••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Jun: malakas ba 'yong pagputok?
You: ....
Jun: Gaano kalakas? Dapat ni- record mo gusto ko sanang marinig
You: BABE WTF!
Jun: pa-papunta naaaaa!
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••𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐇••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Hoshi: Babe.
You: What?
Hoshi: 'yong napag- usapan natin ha
You: alin ba?!
Hoshi: Tiger ipapangalan natin sa baby
You: WTH?
Hoshi: I'm coming hehez
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•• 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐖𝐎𝐎••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Wonwoo: what? Okay.
You: Anong okay?
Wonwoo: okay...isang chapter nalang... tapos pupunta na ako
You: u kidding me?
Wonwoo: you think I'm kidding?
You: JEON WONWOO!
Wonwoo: charot babe nagdadrive na.
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•• 𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐙𝐈 ••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Woozi: Sinong may gawa?
You: wtf babe just--- just come over
Woozi: Andyan pa 'yong nagpaputok? Humanda sya sakin dala ko na gitara ko intay ka lang dyan babe!
You: holy sh--
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•• 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐎••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Minghao: You! Imma
You: why?
Minghao: Bakit ako tinawagan mo?
You: A- Ano ba kita?
Minghao: Bestfriend mo 'ko gaga ba't sakin ka tumawag pero sige papunta na
You: wtf magdivorce na tayo pagkaanak ko
Minghao: HEHE SORRY NA PAPUNTA NA TALAGA BABE
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•• 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘𝐔••
you: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Mingyu: Pa- punta na--- ouch!
You: what happened babe?
Mingyu: don't worry babe nauntog lang ako sa--- *blag*
You: what's happening?
Mingyu: nadulas lang ako sa---
*sound of a broken glass*
You: Mingyu? Babe? aaagh
Mingyu: nabasag ko favorite vase mo
Mingyu: babe sorry
Mingyu: babe?
You: mingyu, nanganak na ako, andito na baby natin! Napa- aga anak ko dahil sayo! Aargh!
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••𝐃𝐊••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Dk: what? T-tlaga?
You: yes! Come here aaah
Dk:
You: Babe are you crying?
Dk: *sob* y- yes
You: wtf babe wala pa 'yong baby 'di pa lumalabas pumunta ka na dito aaaargh-
Dk: Ah wala pa ba?
You:
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••𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐍••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Seungkwan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME KIMBAP BE KIDDING?!
You: babe aaargh I'm not kidding
Seungkwan: Oh my ghaaad Jasmine
You: wtf babe come over!
Seungkwan: Oh okay.. oh my ghad Jasmine magiging tatay na talaga ako...wait Jasmine? Oh Jasmine ipangalan natin!
You: wtf! Lalaki anak natin! Pumunta ka na dito!!!!
Seungkwan: oh my ghad jasmi-- Jasper.
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••𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐎𝐍••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Vernon:
You: Hello babe.
Vernon:
You: Babe naman ba't 'di ka nagsasalita
Vernon, wearing bonnet and sunglasses: Andito ako sa likod mo
You: ay juskopolord! kala ko holdaper!
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••𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎••
You: Hello babe aaah pumutok na panubigan ko!
Dino: Oh, magiging tatay na nga ako! I'm not a baby anymore!
Jeonghan: WHAT?
Dino: magiging tatay na ako hyung--
Jeonghan: shhh...dino nugu aegi?
Dino: J- jeonghan- hyung aegi
You: WTF DINO BABE PUMUNTA KA NA DITO!!!
Dino: oh--- papunta na ang baby para sa kanyang baby!!!!
You:
BINABASA MO ANG
SVT THREADS
Fiksi PenggemarHere are some of my kalokohan svt threads(mostly written in Tagalog). Please don't take it seriously these are only made for fun huhu enjoy reading!
