𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕤: ℝ𝔼ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕊𝕋𝔼𝔻
𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕄𝔸𝕃𝔼 ℝ𝔼𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝕏 𝕋𝔼𝕋𝕊𝕌ℝ𝕆̄ 𝕂𝕌ℝ𝕆𝕆
𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪:
Having a crush on the densest guy in school is frustrating, especially when the fucker decides that you're finally kinda cute𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤:
Guy on guy relationship
The reader being a dense little shit-𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤:
Let's be honest here, Karoo wouldn't know how to flirt-
This man is a nerd who likes to play volleyball lmaoAnyways-
Thank you for being patient with me, and thank you for the request!
I hope I can fulfill your wishes✨
—————————————————————"20 bucks he'll never catch a break" "That's so cruel....30"
Kenma and Yaku shook hands, and watched from afar as Kuroo attempted to flirt with a classmate. Key word here is attempted. Kuroo rested his chin on the palm of his hand while (M/N) copied down his notes "You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together" he smirked.
"I don't think I am" (M/N) mumbled, Kuroo blinked twice before shaking his head "If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes, no- that one was bad" He mumbled the last part. (M/N) chuckled "Are you rehearsing for something?" He asked, the captain blushed a bit and shook his head.
'You're so lucky your cute' "You're hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way" (M/N) raised a brow "Wouldn't that be bad for me?" "Well yes but- never mind" Kuroo crossed his arms on the table.
"We should hang out after school" Kuroo poked the back of (M/N)'s hand. The other boy looked over at him "Sure, where do you want to go?" Kuroo had a bit of trouble keeping eye contact with his classmate thanks to his painfully obvious crush on him.
It hurt to watch them interact just as much as it hurt to try and flirt with the dense third year. Kuroo only found out how dense his crush is when he first confessed to him and he got 'I like me too' as an answer, yes he did cry to Kenma afterwards. The only person who didn't seem to know about the painfully obvious huge crush Kuroo has on (M/N) is (M/N) himself.
"We could go to my house" Kuroo gave him a closed eyed smile "Maybe you could help me with my homework too" (M/N) chuckled "Sure-" the bell rang loudly (M/N) waved goodbye to Kuroo and walked off. The rooster head sighed dreamily, Yaku flicked his temple to bring him back into reality "Class is about to start, you should wipe the drool of your face first" He snickered.
Kuroo scoffed "Oh yeah?" He chucked a juice box towards the shorter male who ducked "Just giving you some advice" Yaku shrugged but kept a shit eating grin on his face. "Asshole" Kuroo mumbled while wiping his mouth, even though there as nothing there-
———𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓹———
(M/N) waited by the front gates while staring down at his phone, Kuroo hurried out of the school thankful that practice was cancelled for the day and Kenma agreed to walk home alone, a bit to quickly for his liking. "Hey!" He stopped besides his classmate, attempting to catch his breath "You ready?" Kuroo nodded and lead the way.
"I thought you would bring along Kenma" (M/N) mumbled Kuroo shook his head "Kenma decided to walk home alone, something about a video game store he wanted to go to" he lied. (M/N) hummed, once they made it to Kuroos house they greeting his grandparents and went up to his room.
After setting up their books Kuroo began trying to explain the things that (M/N) didn't understand. (M/N) leaned his cheek on the palm of his hand while listening, he looked up for a moment at Kuroo who was focusing on tutoring him. He had to do a double take and look over Kuroos features 'Did he always look this pretty?'
Maybe it was the sunlight that was seeping through the thin curtains that fell over Kuroos face, but he couldn't seem to look away. (M/N) noticed the soft blush that was spreading over Kuroos face the longer he stared "Do I have something on my face?" The captain asked shooting one of his hands onto his face.
(M/N) snapped out of his trance and shook his head "You don't, it's just....you're really pretty" He flinched when Kuroos face erupted in a bright red color in a matter of seconds. "Are you ok?" Kuroo put a hand over his heart "You have no idea what kind of things you do to me" he mumbled. (M/N) tilted his head "What kind of things?" Kuroo shook his head and took a deep breath.
"Let's just finish this homework and watch a movie" (M/N) nodded.
———𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓹———
"What's wrong?" (M/N) looked over at his friend "You've been staring at that cat for at least in hour, it's getting weird" he sweatdropped "I was just spacing out leave me alone" he huffed. "Mhm whatever, what's on your mind then" (M/N) shrugged "I think I'm sick" he mumbled and put a hand on his forehead to check for heat.
"Sick? You don't look sick" "I feel sick" He began walking into the schools gates "What are your symptoms, maybe it's a fever" (M/N) pursed his lips as he attempted to find words to explain how he felt.
"Well....my heart hurts-" "Heartburn" he looked over at his friend "You didn't even let me finish""Ok ok my bad, go on" (M/N) nodded "My stomach hurts too, and I can't stop thinking of Kuroo" his friend stopped walking, they looked up at him in surprise "What? Is it that serious?" (M/N) began panicking "No- you idiot!" He flinched when they flicked his nose "Ow-" "You're so dumb, no dense, you're so dense it hurts me"
"Dense? I'm not dense" he huffed "Are you kidding me?! I'm gonna die before you realize anything" (M/N) scoffed. "You know what? I'm not even gonna help you, you'll find out by yourself sooner or later" "Wait so is it a sickness-"
———𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓹———
Kuroo sighed and laid his head on his bed, his face went red when he remember (M/N)'a compliment causing him to shove his face into his pillows. "You're so dumb" he hugged his pillow and closed his eyes, the sound of the familiar notification sound that he had put for (M/N) going off caused him to jump up and grab his phone.
"Hello?" He answer "Hey Kuroo, will you you busy tomorrow?" Kuroo kicked off his blankets "Nope, I'll be free" he played with the hem of his shirt and looked around his room. "I wanted to thank you for helping me with my homework, so how about we go out somewhere?" Kuroo smiled widely "Yes! I mean, yeah sure where do you wanna go?" "There's a carnival nearby, how about that?"
Kuroo nodded but realized that (M/N) couldn't see him "Yeah, I'm down" (M/N) hummed "Then I'll pick you up tomorrow at around five" after saying their goodbyes Kuroo almost threw his phone at the wall. "So there is a god"
———𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓹———
Kuroo practically attached himself to (M/N) while they walked around the carnival, they had gotten there a bit later then they wanted to but they were still able to have fun. The sun had already set, so (M/N) pulled Kuroo along by his hand towards a clearing before the fireworks were set. "Kuroo" (M/N) poked the back of his hand "Yeah?" The rooster head looked up at him.
"You're smart so help me something" Kuroo nodded "I feel weird almost like I'm sick" he began "My heart hurts, and so does my stomach" Kuroo raised a brow "Maybe you've been eating to many acidic foods" (M/N) hummed "But...I also can't stop thinking about you" Kuroos eyes widen.
"Every time I close my eyes I see you, I want to be around you a lot more, and I want to see your face red again why is that?" Kuroo face did in fact turn red "You're smart, so answer me"
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