is it hard being famous?

CHAPTER 4

~~~DRACO POV:~~~

People really need to stop assuming I have a crush on Lucy, like not that she she isn't pretty and all( I said that so my father didn't get killed by her dad) but we are like ENEMYS and I don't have feelings. Yep that's right.

NONE

If I was to either date someone or die I would AVADA KADVRA myself, like there is seriously no point! I'm a pure blood Slytherin, and I don't have feelings. Bullies DON'T have crushes-it ruins the whole point.

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Anyways enough about HER, let me tell you some things I did today, i..

~made a rumour that Neville was a terrible kisser by giving a note to lily moon- she thought I was pravati!

~ threw all the Weasley products in the bin

~ sabotaged the Rowena Ravenclaw birthday party – weird thing Ravenclaws do-

~tormented harry

~cheated in the potions test

~forced a Gryffindor prefect to take 100 points from Gryffindor and add 100 to Slytherin

~got 4 detentions from McGonagall's class

~ pranked Lucy

~also got beat up by Lucy

~beat up a 1st year

~threatened sprout to give me good grades – she snitched on me to dumbledore

~got another detention

~why am I writing this down

~its going to take me 4 more pages

~bye

~~~DUMBLEDORES POV:~~~

How did my daughter have such a mess of child

I don't think she's my granddaughter

Buts she's powerful

Soooo not adding her to my will

Wait what's a will

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I'm kidding! My name is Albus Dumbledore, my granddaughter is Lucy dumbledore, my daughter Mary Dumbledore got slaughtered by Lucy's dad Voldemort. My sister died when I was young, I cant remember my brother, I taught the killer of my child, I raised the killer of my child, I'm also in love with another killer (well was). So hi, I'm dumbledore, and I'm a bigger mess than Lucy.

Its been a whole two years of keeping potter safe, and what's happened then you may ask? ....

WELLLLL

Voldemort returned ( 2x)

Toms diary appeared

One of my staff was holding Voldemort in his head

A troll visited us

There was a giant board game of chess

There is a chamber of secrets

Many people were petrified

A snake appeared

A killing snake

Harry killed the snake

Tom riddle disappeared

Oh and did I forget that its now the 3rd year and SIRIUS BLACK HAS ESCAPED FROM ASKABAN

And it's still October 😊

I think im gonna retire.

~~~GINNY POV:~~~

So something weird happened last night....

Pansy confessed her feelings for me

Im so confused

PANSY

I don't even like her, I'm not even a lesbian!

I thought she was going to ask me to ask Ron out for her not ME.

I said I love you in a jokish way, but after we started hugging she started saying weird things like "im going to hold you forever" and "I wish I could kiss you" HUN IM 12..... no