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CHAPTER 5

~~~LUCY POV:~~~

Im so dead meat

I should just sit in my grave and wait for it all to be over

But I cant

So there goes that idea.

I'm currently walking over to Snape, everyone is face down working on their tests, its 11 past 9, ive missed quidditch and an hour of the test. Lets hope he's forgiving.

"MISS RIDD- DUMBELDORE, I AM VERY UPSET WITH YOU, HOW ARE YOU A HOUR LATE TO MY CLASS, 200 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN"

Okay so that went great

I already know pansy is going to mock me for this and-

HERMOINE, that bitch, she's already there, she could of woke me up – I think I'm going to scream at her and push her of the astro-

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME RIDDLE"

When he calls me riddle I know I have messed up, he's the ONLY teacher who can say that to me as he's part of my dads force, if he wasn't then he would be going off the astronomy tower with Hermione. What a couple.

GAWD

The whole class is staring at me, even the ghosts have popped there heads through the walls to see what is going on. Because when Snape is angry, he is loud, and I mean hear from the half across the school loud.

The next thing I know is that my granddad is there

Rip me

"that's enough Severus, I can handle her from here"

I breath I sigh of relive, if anyone murders me, I'm glad its my granddad.

But thennnnn

I hear pansy sniggering at the back of the classroom, of course she Is sitting next to Malfoy ...

Me being me walk over to her and her "gang" and say

"What you laughing at twerp?"

P-"You duh"

"Broooo you think your funny but look at that hairline, it looks like the McDonalds symbol"

P-"i- "

"and even the McDonalds symbol isn't that messed up"

"wait – OMG you look like my twin sister!!!, who was adopted, from the planet of the apes" I continue

P-"But"

"and your whole outfit reeks of goodwill, and by any chance did anyone tell you that you dance like a bug that's been sprayed by bug spray?"

At this point the whole class is in hysterics, even the ghosts are laughing, and I can see a slight smile in Snape's face. My grandad is not impressed...

"LUCY FOR GOODNESS SAKE COME WITH ME IMMEDIATLEY"

"calm down gramps"

" DO NOT DARE CALL ME THAT, I HAVE OFFICIALY TAKEN ALL OF SLYTHERINS HOUSE POINTS AWAY"

"oh well, my dad wont be happy" I say a regret on my face appears immediately after the words just fly out my mouth. The whole class is silent.

"your adopted" he says

"no" I say "I'm not stoopid I saw the video of me coming out"

"worth a try" he mumbles

"NOW GO! DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU WHO LAUGH OR TALK- except for my little Gryffindor's, 50 points for all of you!"

"i- that's unfair" stumbles one of the Ravenclaws- they aren't smart for no reason...

"YES. IT. IS ."

I walk out of the room trying not to laugh but then memories fill my head...

My grandad would never do that, he's not sassy, I don't think that's him

That's not Albus Dumbledore

My grandad is sweet

Not salty....

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~~~DUMBLDORE POV: ~~~

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