is it hard being famous?

CHAPTER 11 fIGht

After I told them everything, they were shocked.

"MALFOY!" shouted harry, "THE LITTLE BRATS GOING TO DIE!"

"calm down harry!" I joked "well you know I don't exactly mind if you do that"

We then all fell into hysterics, joking about Draco, even Luna, who hasn't even met the kid, started throwing roasts at him and laughing her ass off.

All was good until there was a small knock on the door, Hermione opened it.

It was pansy.

"what do you want bitch?" I snapped

"nothing, JUST YOUR ASS!" she then came running towards me, wand in her hand, thankfully she didn't make it that far, otherwise I would of blown her head off her neck, Ron and harry both tackled her to the ground whilst us girls just stared.

It was all fun and games until pansy whipped out a knife and stabbed my foot. I shrieked in agony, then it became three who pinned her to the ground Ron, harry and Luna. Luna is strong as fuck though! In under thirty seconds, the whole of the train was crowing around us, chanting the same annoying but persuasive word 'fIgHt FiGht FiGhT' I suddenly gave in, told the boys – and Luna to get off, got the knife out of my foot and stabbed it through her hand.  I Immediately knew I was dead meat when I heard Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle and Draco all rush through the crowd, pushing people out the way to get front row seats.

Draco just stared at me whilst his 'crew' were telling Pansy to stand up/fight back. The rest of the crowd however were rooting for me, so I took that. Hermione was not impressed. Ron and harry were though!

Pansy then stood up and attempted to punch me, but I grabbed hold of her wrist and twisted it around whipping her whole body around to do a 360 turn. I then grabbed my high heel and whacked her around the head with it knocking her out unconscious.

What a treat.

I then grabbed the knife and stabbed myself in the shoulder to make it look like pansy had done more damage to me then I to her, it hurt like a BITCH but it was better then going to Azkaban.

"children children children." Came the trolley lady pushing through the crowds.

Once she saw the scene that had unfolded, she fainted onto another child, Neville to be precise.

Whilst everyone was more interested in her, I took my chance to push pansy's body with my magic and shut the door. There was blood everywhere.

"BRILLIANT!" harry bellowed, he and Ron both agreed and started smiling and rocking their heads- it was weird but I am used to it.

"Lucy for goodness sake you could of gotten hurt, look at your wound, both of them! We shall get you to Madam Pomphrey immediately! But, well done Lucy!" she exclaimed.

I smiled "thanks guys."

What Hermione was saying was true though, I had ought to see a doctor immediately!

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One we had got to Hogwarts; Pansy had woken up and my foot/shoulder were in agony. Hagrid had to escort both me and pansy to the hospital wing immediately but he needed someone to help as he couldn't carry both me and the rat to Buckbeak ( a faster way of getting the injured to see a nurse) so Neville got chosen to take pansy- i though it was quite funny.

The whole of the school just watched me and pansy be taken of onto the bird. I could tell Draco was staring at me, and I could also tell that harry was inches close to pouncing on the brat for doing this to me. Fuck Draco. I don't care about him anymore.

"miss Dumbledore and miss Parkinson, how on earth did you two get into this state?" madam Pomphrey questioned, it felt like I was in an and interrogation.

"madam, should I just put the on the beds?" Hagrid chuffed

"yes of course!" she replied.

Hagrid and Neville then placed us both on the uncomfortable beds, they both then exited the room.

Suddenly there were more footsteps and a loud bang.

It was my grandad

*remember when I though he was fake, I forgot to add earlier that it was all a mistake, so he is the correct grandad*

"LUCY AND MISS PARKISNON, I find it incredibly irresponsible of you too ladies to be causing physical fights on my turf. I am absolutely disgusted in you both, especially miss Parkinson for starting the fight and bringing a forbidden cursed knife onto the train." He bellowed loudly

Shit it was cursed?

"due to my granddaughter having multiple stabs wounds and not having it treated immediately means that it is classified as FATAL, your wound however is not as a hand isn't as fatal as a shoulder." He continued

Fuck

I did that

At least she is getting the blame

Fuck fuck fuck

I'm going to lose an arm

"luckily for us miss Parkinson, the ministry supplies each school ONE dose of a cure, but its ONE dose which we may never have again, miss Parkinson, your parents are outside the school waiting to pick you up. You are not expelled, but you have a month of school and must do extra work whilst you are off, if you fail to complete this work, you shall be expelled."

Omg

Hahah

Pansy got expelled

Well kinda

But oh wow

Karma

Hehe

"as for you miss riddle." – I know I have messed up when he calls me this, " you shall receive 50 points for Slytherin due to you not using your powers you hold, and I know that its incredibly hard for you not to do so , your father as an example, but you pushed through it! Well done Lucy" wow I'm alive. "BUT," shit there's a but, "If you get into anymore school fights like this, we shall be sending you to detention." He concluded

well that's not THAT bad...

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An hour later pansy went home, her hand recovered minutes after my grandad had finished the talk but she obliged that she was still in agony. I however got many visitors, even Luna (who got sorted I to Ravenclaw when we arrived) came and gave me flowers. The golden trio came as much as they could, and Draco only came for pansy.

"Draco, pansy left for goodness sake" I hissed

"oh, okay fine, and why are you still here its just a stab wound."

"she used a cursed knife dimwhit, and she stabbed me so close to my neck that it was fatal."

"where did she go anyway."

"why, so you can go and snog her?"

"no"

"she got temporarily expelled, oh and I got 50 points for Slytherin if you wanted to know, now shoo, go find another girl to hook up with."

That felt good.