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[Group Message]

$ BECAUSE WE SHINE LIKE THE HOES WE ARE $

Padparadscha: hey guys

Padparadscha: Listen up you oldies

Yellow Diamond: Yeah?

Padparadscha: I have a joke

Padparadscha: Hear me out because I'm sleepy so listen up

Jade: I don't think you're suppose to put "Hear me out" and "listen up" in one sentence tho...

Padparadscha: Shut up, you lettuce rock.

Jade is typing...

Padparadscha: I know you're gonna blackmail or threaten me or smthn about my age i see u typing is this how you're suppose to treat your senior huh? JADE?

Jade: I'm still the captain tho?

Padparadscha: I. Don't. Care.

Padparadscha: I'm older than u so shush and y'all listen to my joke

Benitoite: So... what's your joke exactly?

Green Diamond: They are their own joke.

Yellow Diamond: Apply water to the burning area.

Padparadscha: ...

Yellow Diamond: Kidding. Love ya, Padpa. So what is it that you wanna say exactly?

Padparadscha: Just follow my lead :)))

Padparadscha: Knock knock

Yellow Diamond: uhh, okay... who's there?

Padparadscha: Ach

Yellow Diamond: Ach who?

Padparadscha: Bless you.

Padparadscha: HAHAHAHAHA

Lapis: nice one lol

Yellow Diamond: ...

*Yellow Diamond left the group*

*Rutile left the group*

*Jade left the group*

*Benitoite left the group*

*Green Diamond left the group*

Padparadscha: Rude.

*Padparadscha left the group*


Lapis: Hey, not my fault. I laughed like how they expected me to.

*Sphene is online*

Sphene: Good morning!

Sphene: What the heck just happened?

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 20, 2020 ⏰

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