thirty-nine

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peter, getting a b- on his test:   why won't god just kill me

confused dad tony :

confused dad tony :   you wanna talk about anything, kid?

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peter, getting punched by the Bad Guy of the week:   your mom hit me harder than this!

vaguely embarrassed dad steve :   ...peter!

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peter getting stabbed: well this is a cause for mild concern

worried uncle clint:   dude..? 

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peter getting hit by something:   what the fuck, Richard!

internet fluent natasha who knows exactly what's going on: Now is not the time peter!

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peter, getting roundhouse kicked in the face: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

shuri, a well educated meme lord: *applauding*

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