peter, getting a b- on his test: why won't god just kill me
confused dad tony :
confused dad tony : you wanna talk about anything, kid?
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peter, getting punched by the Bad Guy of the week: your mom hit me harder than this!
vaguely embarrassed dad steve : ...peter!
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peter getting stabbed: well this is a cause for mild concern
worried uncle clint: dude..?
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peter getting hit by something: what the fuck, Richard!
internet fluent natasha who knows exactly what's going on: Now is not the time peter!
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peter, getting roundhouse kicked in the face: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this
shuri, a well educated meme lord: *applauding*
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Marvel Headcanons
FanfictionJust a bunch of Marvel headcanons and incorrect quotes. Almost all of these are off the internet but I'll mention it if they're original(they probably won't be).If any of the headcanons/art I used is yours, please let me know so i can credit you. En...