Young Loki: *scrapes knee* Mom, why is my blood blue?
Frigga, super done and staying out of it: ask your father.
Loki: Dad why do I have blue blood?
Odin, sweating: because you're royalty, of course.
[Later]
Thor: *scrapes elbow* Dad, i'm royalty too, right? Why is my blood red?
Odin, sweating bullets: You're adopted.
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Marvel Headcanons
FanfictionJust a bunch of Marvel headcanons and incorrect quotes. Almost all of these are off the internet but I'll mention it if they're original(they probably won't be).If any of the headcanons/art I used is yours, please let me know so i can credit you. En...
