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OOO!! Bish you not

Ladies and gentlemen, you could have been anywhere in the world tonight
But you're here with us in New York City
Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?

The three kids and Peggy started clapping. "FUCK YEA" they screamed only to get shushed by Rachel and Washington. 

The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank
Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir

"haha..I  bet I'm gonna win" Thomas said with a smug smirk. Alexander rolled his eyes "Don't get too cocky Jeffershit" He said as John chuckles 

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em (ow)

"ugh...Who the hell quotes themself" Angelica said crossing her arms. "Wow this man is bloody cocky" The king whispered to Hanzel who nodded in agreement.

But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

"Not true" Alexander said in sync with the himself.

 Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground

John sneered at the statement "Yea right.."

We create, you just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand

Alexander gasped "How dare you- It was probably only 50 pages!!" He yelled offended. "Alexandre...no just no" Laffayete said shaking his head. "DON'T YOU ONLY MY ASS HAMILTON!!" Peggy yelled.

Stand with me in the land of the free and pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky

"MY ALCHOHOL!!" Hercules yelled

Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
Secretary Hamilton, your responseThomas, that was a real nice declaration

"why thank you.." Jefferson said smirking

Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets new line of credit, a financial diuretic

"Alex slow down" Eliza said giggling in amusement. 

How do you not get it, if we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost, you'd rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver, hey neighbor
Your debts are paid 'cause you don't pay for labor
"We plant seeds in the South. We create." Yeah, keep ranting
We know who's really doing the planting

Alexander smirked as John wrapped his arm around Alex. His friends and Hanzel looked at each other and then grinned. 

And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it

Hercules laughed as Thomas flips them off

You think I'm frightened of you, man?
We almost died in a trench
While you were off getting high with the French

"ouch.." Laf murmured 

Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine

"HEY!! KEEP HIM OUTTA THIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!!" Thomas yelled standing up. Alexander stood as well "TRY ME SHIT HEAD" He yelled back flipping him off. Rachel stood up and went to Thomas, She then drags him to her seat and then grabs Alexander by the ear. And then drags them to the corner of the room near the snack table. Everyone watched waiting for something to happen. "Face the wall..." She simply said. Thomas scoffed "And why should I listen to a woman?" He said in a challenging tone. 

Rachel forcefully turns the man around. Thomas yelped "Stand there until..." She looks at the playbill "Two songs are over, If you dare move one bit...you know what I will do" She said sternly. The two nodded "yes ma'am!!" They said.

She goes back to her seat. "Let's continue" Aaron said

Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin' there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits

"Alex what the fuck?"

Excuse me, Madison, Jefferson, take a walk
Hamilton, take a walk, we're gonna reconvene after a brief recess, HamiltonSirA word

"But you Just told him to take a walk" The king said

You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)Aha-ha-ha ha

"The hell was that?" Peggy said. "HEY!!" Thomas yelled turning around until a shoe was thrown at him. He quickly turns back  around

You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes
Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunderWhy he even brings the thunderYou wanna pull yourself together?I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a featherYoung man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth

"Son..Why would you say that?" Washington said. "I'M NOT YOUR SON!!" The mentioned yelled and then....a shoe was thrown at him

So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?You need the votesNo, we need bold strokes, we need this plan (no, you need to convince more folks)James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarterAh, winning was easy, young man, governing's harderThey're being intransigentYou have to find a compromiseBut they don't have a plan, they just hate mine (convince them otherwise)And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?I imagine they'll call for your removalSirFigure it out, Alexander, that's an order from your commander

"even tho I hate Hamilton...That's harsh" Madison said slightly coughing. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM...Can WE go back now?" Alexander whined. "NO..You stand there and think about what you've done"

"Hey atleast they aren't kneeling on salt" Bella said.














~5 minutes later~

Alexander and Thomas leaned their forehead on the wall as they kneel on salt "It hurts..." They both murmured. 

Rachel nodded at Bella as they threw away the bags. They sat back down "o...Ok then..?" Natalia and Angelica said turning back to the screen

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YEEEEEEEE!! I'm on a roll!!! I'm literally writing this during class