Ask and Dare (Remastered)

Q And A And Dares # 5

Q And A

For Iro: Would you rather be the next Great Chop Chops Ninja, or be Stella's boyfriend?

Iro: "If it wasn't for that threat, I would've chose the first one. I did give Stella that hickey so I guess..."

For Daniel: Who's more insane? Hitler or Schröder?

Daniel: "Well, in my opinion, it's Schröder. She is a hardline fascist, and she looks up to Hitler so much, except for when he lost against the Soviets because of the lack of winter clothes for the Wermacht. Schröder would kill absolutely anyone who disagrees with her about anything, but I'm trying to curb that so she doesn't kill us or civilians."

Dares

For Schröder: React to 'Hitler Gets Trolled Again by Burgdorf'.

Schröder: "Okay?"

Schröder: "Why would someone do this? This is very disrespectful, for Hitler, Nazi Germany and it's roster of great generals! I demand this to be burned in the fires of hell! I will not tolerate this insolence towards the Führer!"

For Zershevskaya: Have a conversation with Yuri.

Zershevskaya: "What? Okay fine..."

Zershevskaya then saw Yuri on his phone and she went over to him.

Zershevskaya: "Hey, are you Yuri?"

Yuri: "Da (Yes), I'm Yuri. Who are you?"

Zershevskaya: "I'm Kapitan Ilona Zershevskaya, leader of the Russian Special Forces, well, one unit of the Spetnaz."

Yuri: "Oh, interesting..."

Zershevskaya then noticed something on Yuri's phone and she was a bit curious on what it is.

Zershevskaya: "What's that on your phone?"

Yuri: "Oh, um, Red Army Propaganda and Joseph Stalin. Why?"

Zershevskaya was surprised and she was a bit mad.

Zershevskaya: "You're a Stalinist? Why would you look up to that good-for-nothing dictator?"

Yuri: "He's not good-for-nothing! He led the Soviet Union to win against Germany!"

Zershevskaya: "Yeah, sure. And how many casualties did the Soviets suffer during the entire war? Lenin would've won it better with less casualties!"

Yuri: "What? Lenin didn't do anything! He was just letting Germany take land without the Russians attacking during World War One! He just sued for peace with them!"

Zershevskaya: "At least he did everything he could to save the Soviet Union. What good did Stalin do? All he did was starve half of the entire union! He was worse than Hitler!"

Yuri: *gasp* "You take that back!"

Zershevskaya: "Make me, commie!"

This argument went on for some time.

Anyways, that's it for this chapter. See ya all in the next one!