Ask and Dare (Remastered)

Q And A And Dares #25

Q And A

For Bishop: Who do you think will win in a fight? An ostrich or an emu?

Bishop: "Well, it depends. I mean if they're all on their own, then obviously the ostrich, since you know, they're bigger. Now when guns are in the picture, then my money's on the emu. Trust me, we Aussies know a thing or two about emus."

Cooper: "Which might be why Australia lo—"

Before Cooper could say more, the Australian commander immediately covered his mouth.

Bishop: "Hehehe... we don't talk about that. At all."

To the Special Forces: Have you ever considered adding a Special Forces Polish Captain in the team?

(Burns will answer this one)

Burns: "That's not really for us to decide. The ambassador said that the other half of the Commonwealth Corps, the Dutch and the Irish are the last ones. We're getting a bit crowded here anyways so I understand his reasons..."

Dares

To Bishop: Meet Jones of the Shadow Clan.

Bishop: "So... you're Jones, huh?"

Jones: "Yeah, that's right."

Bishop: "And they said that you have no fear, eh?"

Jones: "Yeah, they tried before but it didn't work."

Bishop: "Right..."

The two then stood in silence for a few seconds, with the Australian commander inspecting him.

Jones: "Soo... you wanna head to my room? I got a couple of things to show yo—"

Bishop: "Pass. The only guy's rooms I've ever been in are Darin's and Danny's. Other than them, I'm not going."

Jones: "Oh... um... okay. Well, follow me then, I got something to show you."

Bishop: "Oh, really?"

Jones: "Yeah, just follow me."

The Australian commander followed Jones to the garage, to where he kept his humvee. He put his hand on the back doors and looked at the Australian commander.

Jones: "You ready?"

Bishop: "Blah, blah, blah, are you gonna open it or what?"

Jones: "Alright, okay."

With that, Jones opened the door and revealed an emu, which then stepped out of the humvee. Bishop, completely unfazed by this, let out a mock yawn.

Jones: "So yeah, this is Harry, my pet emu."

Bishop: "Uh huh... listen, if you're not gonna show me something really interesting, then I'm going."

Before Bishop could walk a few more steps, the emu suddenly started to peck at the Australian commander's head, which she reacted by putting arms up in defence.