Dare The Team Crafted Members!

Is he gay or eurapean?

(Ok first let me say im so sorry to whoever wanted me to do this but im gonna do it how i remember the song ok!)

Husky: *points at simon* There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin. Look at the killer shape hes in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please he's gay totally gay!

Sky: Im not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate the totally straight exportiate. This guys not gay, I say not gay.

Ty: Thats the elephant in the room. Well it's relevant to presume.

Jerome: That a man who wears perfume is automatically gay.

Baki: But look at his quoft and crispy locks. Look at his silk translucent socks

Jason: There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing.

Husky: What are we seeing?

Sky: Is he gay?

Husky: Of course he's gay!

Sky: Or European?

All: ohhhhhhh......Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or european

Seto: Well, hey don't look at me.

Katie: You see they bring their boys up different in the charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports.

All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts. Gay or foregin fella? The answers could take weeks. They will say things like "Ciao bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Ian: Oh please

All: Gay or european? So many shades of gray.

Seto: Depending on the time of day the french go either way.

All: is he gay or european? Or-

Mitch: There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work. That is a Metro-hetro jerk. That guy's not gay, I say no way!

Ty: That is the elephant in the room. Well it's relevant to presume. Thats a hottie in that costume.

Husky: Is Automatically-radically

Sky: Ironically-cronically

Ty: Scurtonly-curtainly

Ian: Genetically-netically

All: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICAILLY GAY GAY GAY GAY...DAMMIT!! Gay or European?

Ian: So Stylish and relaxed

All: Is he gay or european

Baki: I think his chest is waxed

Katie: But they bring their boy up different there. It's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse

All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

Mitch: Yet his accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointy toed.

All: Huh. Gay or european? So many shades of gray!

Seto: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at 8 on Saturday

All: Is he gay or european? Gay or european? Gay or Euro-

Ghost: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an Idea I'd like to try.

Sky: The floor is yours.

Ghost: So mr. Argitacos, this alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?

Simon: Two years

Ghost: And your first name again is?

Simon: Nicos

Ghost: and your boyfriend's name is?

Simon: Carlos

All: *Gasps*

Simon: I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend, I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my...Best friend

Bodil: You bastard!

Jj: You lying bastard!!

Bodil: Thats it! I cover for you no more1

Jj: Peoples! I have a BIG announcement!!!

Bodil: This man is gay AND European!

Jj: You've got to stop your being a completely closest case!

Bodil: No matter what he says! I swear he never ever ever seen the other way.

Jj: You are so gay! You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret!

Simon: Im straight!!

Bodil: You were not yesterday

Jj: So if I may im proud to say!!

Bodil and Jj: HES GAY!!

All: And europeans

Bodil and Jj: He's gay!!

All: and european!

Bodil and Jj: He's Gay!!

All: And european and Gay!!

Simon: Fine ok im gay!

All: HURRAY!!!!

Well there you go! And pretend im a boy for this one, im a girl in real life. BTW I support gays. I think is adorable /)'3'(\