Tbhk memes 🙂

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I just wanted to say none of these belong to me, the original "quotes" are from these amazing people on tumblr: @//strxwberry-belle,
@//tbhk-incorrect-quotes, @//NightAndDae,
@//x-spookynova (her insta is @x_super._.nova_x)!! ^w^
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Yashiro: hanako, I made this friendship bracket just for you!
Hanako: you know, I'm not a jewelry person.
Yashiro: oh okay I'll just give it to kou then-
Hanako: Fine I'm wearing it forever,
back off!
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Yashiro: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Hanako: *swallows key* truly unfortunate.
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Mitsuba: you wanna go?
Kou: yeah
Mitsuba: in a date with me?
Mitsuba: OH YOU DO?
Mitsuba: OHHHHHHHHHH
Kou: YOURE SAYING THAT LIKE I GOT PRANKED IM YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG
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Tsukasa: incoming transmission from the big man
Tsukasa: god says he made everything except me and wants to know who i am
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Hanako: Hey how do i take revenge on those who've wronged me?
Nene: The best revenge is letting go and living well
Hanako:
Hanako:
Hanako: Hey Kou how do i take revenge-
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Hanako: Its so cold outside, you wanna hold hands? We should stay close together
Nene: Sure!
Kou:
Kou: It's summer
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Nene: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking
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Tsukasa: If you fuckers try to leave me somewhere I will track you down and give you so much shit it will make the time you didn't take me to see One Direction feel like a walk in the goddamn park
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Mitsuba: I wish I was a princess.
Minamoto: You're my princess, and this is our realm~
Mitsuba, looking around Minamoto's apartment: This kingdom sucks.
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Hanako: "Ok im leaving"

Kou: "nO—"

Yashiro: "UR NOT GOING ANYWHERE—"

Hanako: "YES I AM"

Kou: "NO UR NOT—"

Hanako: "IM ALREADY OUTSIDE-"

Kou & Yashiro:

Hanako: there you are, I was looking everywhere for you, so hey wanna hang out?
Kou sitting on the toilet: IM LITERALLY TAKING A PISS RIGHT NOW
Hanako: So is that a yes or no
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TBHK but in Among Us
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*body gets reported*
Kou: so i found Hanako dead in lights—
Mitsuba: its self-report
Kou: Wait wha-
Tsukasa: I saw exorcist boy do it through cams :D
Yashiro: wait- How is it Kou-kun?
Kou: Wait, If you were at security, why didnt you report—
Tsukasa: Exorcist boy :)
*Everyone votes*
Yashiro was ejected.
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Hanako: Haha imagine being a loser and getting your head stuck in the sink disposal
Kou: haha yea imagine
Hanako:
Kou:
Kou: Why are you looking at me like that
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Nene: Life is like Hanako-kun.
Kou: Aww, because he is your life?
Nene: No, because life is short AND CRUEL.
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Hanako: oh my god, it's a stranger

Yashiro: I'm sure she's nice

Hanako: it's a whole stranger

Yashiro: she looks nice —

Hanako: STRANGER DANGER—

Yashiro: Hanako-kun-

Hanako: WHY WOULD I TRUST A STRANGER?
Yashiro: I-

Hanako: she's gonna make us into stew

Yashiro: I think you need a rest—

Hanako: she trapped us before, she'll do it again, I'm about to die a second time

Yashiro: maybe this no.7 position is getting to your head—

Hanako screaming about how sus Sumire is: EVERYTHING FROM YOUR MOUTH IS SUSPICIOUS AND WEIRD

Yashiro realizing she can't argue with a literal 13 year old: why does this always happen?
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Hi, I'm just saying this now if I use someone's "quote" I will be putting the persons user that made it so it won't be confusing! ^w^