Clout Thirsty HOE-The sequel

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John:Hey Blyke...I have a question?
Blyke:Which is?
John:How is Lacy a Clout Thirsty Hoe?
Blyke:OHHH-
Sera:I'm curious as well
Arlo:Well I think I know what he means.
Isen:Well I sure as hell don't. Spill the tea sis.
Elaine:Oh is it her blog that you're talking about?
John:What blog?
Remi:Wait...yeah you never clarified
Blyke:Ok so well, ghost girl has a blog right?
Arlo:And basically, she does a bunch of REALLY slutty stuff.
Elaine:Yeah she like, half strips and does like those "GOING TO HAUNTED AREA*NOTCLICKBAIT* ALMOST DIED"
Blyke:And she claims she finds like all these "ghosts"
John:Isn't her ability legit turning into a ghost?
Blyke:Mhm.
Sera:So she's even MORE of a hoe than I thought.
Isen:Oop- how is she even on the press
John:Now that I think about it.....
Arlo:WOW you think?
John:Bitch- Square up
Arlo:Behind Denny's?(This book will have references)
Remi:Anyways John, what were you gonna say?
John:Every article she's posted has been legit shit-
Isen:My fault. My editors are shit.
Blyke:Maybe they take on after their head?
Sera:GODS DAM-
John:PFFT-
Remi:F in the chat for Isen
Elaine:F
Arlo:....f
Sera:F
John:F
Blyke:F
Isen:*Spams F for myself*
John:Ok anyways, Zeke actually did something helpful!
Sera:Walmart James?
Blyke:Big pile of schist.
Isen:Really?
John:Lol no. He was making a fool out of himself.
Elaine:That class incident?
John:Yup!
Arlo:How does Elaine know everything that happens?
Elaine:I have...connections.
Remi:She has a blackmail folder for all of us.
John:A WHAT
Sera:SHOW ME JOHN'S. N O W
Elaine:No he'll kill me!
John:Yes, yes I will.
Elaine:Lol just kid
Elaine sent an image
Elaine:

Sera:I-Blyke:That, is g o l dIsen:*Newspaper article ideas generating*John:You better not

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Sera:I-
Blyke:That, is g o l d
Isen:*Newspaper article ideas generating*
John:You better not. Elaine Imma KILL YOU.
Elaine:I will squirt orange juice into your eyes.
Remi:Pfft-
Arlo:Is it weird I'm scared of Elaine now?
Elaine:You should be <3
Arlo:...
Blyke:Wait..are we next?
Elaine:Oh yup, I'm not done sweetie.
Elaine sent 5 images

Elaine sent 5 images

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Remi:I thought you would spare me

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Remi:I thought you would spare me...
Elaine:No. <3
Remi:</3
Blyke:Whats so bad about that pic Rem? It's pretty cute.
Remi:The haircut that haunts my dreams
Isen:Can confirm.
Arlo:ELAINE WHY THE HIERARCHY DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF ME SNEEZING?
Elaine:Isen.
Isen:I came here to have a good time but I honestly feel so attacked right now-
Blyke:Good.
John:...Elaine remind me not to mess with you.
Elaine:Reminded.
Sera:Elaine how did you get that pic?!
Elaine:Connections.
Sera:OH YEAH THAT TELLS ME EVERYTHING
Elaine:Yw.
Isen:Pfft-
Blyke:Well dam.
John:Quality response.
Sera:....no u.
Elaine:Understandable, have a nice day.
Remi:Oop-
Blyke:Well, anyone up for leaking those pictures of John and Asslo?
Isen:ME
Remi:I'd join, but you two can have some...quality time together.
Sera:Use..protection?
John:YOU'RE DOING WHAT
Isen:R u n

A/N- Finally got that chapter out! Sorry it took so long I had a mini break.

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