A Week with Hinata Hyuuga.

Lunch with Ino. - 7

Itachi asked me to leave, so I had no idea what went down between those two. I figured Hinata would be awake by now so I started heading back. I decided to jog , so I could finish what I had started earlier. With every step I took, I felt stronger. I somehow went into sprint mode again, except this time I was aware of my surroundings. I made it back to the Hyuuga estate within 10 minutes. I felt tired, but I also felt like I had accomplished something.

When I opened the door to Hinata’s room, I screamed and ran out. Naruto and Hinata were like, full on making out and both their shirts were off. I started shivering and wishing I had some mind soap.

 I ran out of the Hyuuga estate, and ended up at the training grounds. I sat down, banging my head with my fist. Suddenly I felt a tap on my shoulder. ‘Um Sakura what’s wrong and WHY are you bashing your head like that?’.

Ino.

 I faced her, stood up and grabbed her shoulders.

 ‘Ok I walked into Hinata’s room, and she was lying in bed with her shirt off, and Naruto was motor boating her boobs’. Ino slapped me and I fell to the ground. ‘Girl, that is disturbing, but I’ve seen worse. Imaging walking in on your parents, while your mother is giving your father a blow-‘.

I hit her. ‘I GET IT!’.

 Ino sat down next to me.

‘I didn’t think Hinata would go that far in her relationship yet, I mean, they’ve been going out for what? Two days?’.

 I laughed and looked down. ‘Maybe she’s been bottling all of her sick, sexual thoughts and desires about Naruto up all these years and now she’s just letting them all out now’.

 Ino laughed at me. ‘True, true’. I looked at her. ‘So how are things with you and Sai?’.

Ino signed and looked down. ‘Well he told me that he had sex with Sasuke yesterday so I’ve given up on him’. I snickered and Ino slapped me. ‘Billboard brow it’s not funny!’.  I started laughing my head off for no reason. It was contagious, ‘cause soon Ino and I were laughing like a bunch of hyenas.

Ino and I decided to have lunch together at a restaurant so we could gossip. As soon as we sat down and ordered, the bitching sesh started.

 ‘ Did you hear that Tenten has three nipples? The extra one is on her vjay’.

 ‘Omg I hate Shino, he’s like creepy… I heard he watches his bugs mate whilst he jacks off to it’.

 ‘ I hate Tsunade, I mean she’s like P-M-Sing ALL the time. I mean, menopause much!’

 That was basically the sort of stuff said while we were there. After we’d finished our food, karaoke happened to start at that moment. Ino grabbed my hand.’ Girl, lets sing!’. I agreed and we walked onto stage. We decided to sing Nicki Minaj’s song stupid hoe (‘cause we’re cool like that).

“I get it crackin’ like a bag bag?

Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat

I’m Angelina, you Jennifer

C’mon bitch, you see where Brad at

Ice my wrist’s and I piss on bitches

You can suck my diz-nik, if you take this jizz-ez

You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses

Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin’ but I aint a stuntman

Yes I’m rockin’ Jordan but I aint a jumpman

Bitches play the back cause they know I’m the front man

Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting

Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?

We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood

Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish

a bitch woooooooooooooooooould

[Hook]

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)

You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)

(stupid, stupid)”

After we finished singing that part of the song, Naruto and Hinata walked in, and we fell to the ground laughing when we saw them. 

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Ugh I hate that song so much though