A Week with Hinata Hyuuga.

Brotherly Love- 6

Okay so I have no idea why I named Itachi's wife Karen. I don't know what was going on in my head at the time. So just for your information, his wife isn't 'KARIN', the red headed stalker, but 'Karen', a random lady.

I don’t know about you, but the next day, everybody had seemed to gotten over Kiba’s death. I woke up to chitchat, and found Hinata talking on the phone to Ino. They must’ve been pretty deep in whatever they were talking about, because Hinata didn’t even notice when I got up. ‘ Ino, you know what? Naruto is such a nice person. I mean, he stayed here until 12:am last night helping me get over Kiba’s death, and it totally worked!’. Women. Since Hinata was STILL on the phone when I had gotten dressed, I decided to take a walk.  Just to my luck, as soon as I stepped out of the gate, I’m face-to-face with Sasuke, who was taking his morning jog. He stopped and looked at me, his eyes like daggers. ‘Did you stay over Hinata’s house so you could f**k her?’, he said, laughing. I stepped back a bit. ‘NO. I’M LIVING WITH HER. YOU DICKWEED. But.. Naruto was over last night.. he was comforting her.. He had a shower before he left’. Sasukes expression changed dramatically. ‘So Sakura.. have I ever told you that your my best friend?’, he said putting his arm round my shoulder. I gave him an evil glare. I knew he just wanted to come over because Naruto was there. ‘Um, Sasuke, why would you want to be my best friend, didn’t you say I was a dried up whore?’. Sasuke started laughing. ‘No! I was only joking! See! Laugh laugh. I’m sorry!’. I pushed his hand off and started walking in the opposite direction. ‘SAKURA. TELL HINATA I’LL BE OVER AT 12. MAKE SURE NARUTOS THERE.. OR ELSE’. God Sasukes a douchebag. I finally realised it. BT WHY NOW?

When I reached the park, I decided to sit down for a bit, and watch the river. I could see little guppies swimming around in circles, chasing eachother and following food. Across the river I could see a young family, having breakfast in the park. Boy, I wish my parents did stuff like that when  I was a kid, seriously, my parents where horrible. I decided to get up, so I didn’t have to look at the happy family. I felt like jogging all of a sudden. So I quickened my pace and starting sprinting down the path. My blood was pumping, and the cool air was rushing past me. I felt alive. CRASH.  Oh great, of course I crashed into somebody. You know my luck. Getting up, I stood face-to-face with Itachi Uchiha, Sasukes Brother, and his wife Karen (not Karin, KarEN). ‘S-sorry Itachi’, I muttered in embarrassment. ‘Are you ok?’, Itachi said.’ If your hurt Karen has some first aid stuff in her handbag’.  My wrist was awfully sore, but I didn’t want to bother them, and plus, I could heal it easily myself.

Itachi looked at me with a worried look on his face. ‘Why were you running like that? Is something bothering you?’. I looked at him, but then a massive idea popped into my head. ‘Well its just that.. Sasuke is trying to kill my friend Hinata cause she is dating Naruto, which he has a crush on, and Sasuke sais he’s coming over tonight, and Naruto has to be there, and I’m scared that he might kill me, and Hinata’. Itachi looked at Karen, and they both nodded. ‘Come to our house please, and  we’ll question Sasuke when he gets there’. I nodded. ‘I didn’t know Sasuke lived with you guys’. Itachi sighed and Karen giggled. ‘He got kicked out of home because he had a gay orgy in the living room and Fuckito walked in on them, and kicked Sasuke out’. ‘Whos fuckito’. Itachi smiled. ‘I call my dad that cause he’s a fucking dickhead. His real name is fugako.’  Karen turned to me. ‘Did you know Itachi’s dad refused to let us be together because I already had a kid from a previous relationship? I mean, really?.’ I laughed sarcastically, not getting her joke, but I followed them until we stopped at a little cottage near the side of a river. The front yard was covered in trees, while the back yard had a jetty on the river. Itachi opened the front door and make me sit on a couch, while he got some paper, and Karen made some tea. There were photos everywhere, quite a few of Sasuke and Itachi as children. They both looked so different. But they also looked happier. I guess growing up worsened their relationship. It’s sad, really.

After sitting on the couch for about five minutes, Itachi came back with a bunch of paper and sat on the sofa chair opposite from me. Karen came in short after with the tea.  Itachi looked at me, biting the lid of a pen and grabbing a notebook. ‘So. Tell me everything you know’. I looked at him and explained everything. I told him about what happened at the park and what Hinata had told me. I also added information about when he dissed me at the nightclub and about this morning.  Itachi actually listened to the whole thing. Wow. He must be patient. ‘So Sakura is this all?’, he said, putting down his pen. I nodded and sighed. Itachi nodded at Karen and they both went into the next room. I could hear whispering. Suddenly the door flung open and Sasuke ran through, all puffed out and sweaty from the jog. As soon as he saw me his eyes widened and he screamed. ‘ITACHI YOU COCK! WHY IS THE PINK BITCH HERE?’. I gave him the finger. ‘I thought I was your best friend Sucksgay’. He sniggered. ‘That doesn’t offend me ‘cause I like sucking..things.. and I am a homosexual.’. Damn, I thought, cause I had been bested again by Sasuke. Dammit. Itachi ran in and  tackled Sasuke. ‘WHAT THE F**K BRO?’. Itachi got a kunai and held it up to Sasukes head. ‘Tell me everything and I’ll   let you stay here’. Sasuke whimpered, and followed his brother’s orders.