Sanders sides (what do you call this?) Shitposting I belive.

1%

Virgil's phone at 10%

Virgil: * ignores it

Logan: you should charge it.

Virgil: no it's fine

Logan: but it's about to figuratively die.

 phone gose down to 1% in 30 seconds

Logan: charge it

Virgil:* puts phone on low power mode.

Logan: why wait until your phone is at 1% to turn on low power mode?

Virgil: because, low power mode didn't do shit until your phone's at 1% anyways.

Logan:* is confused

Virgil: watch. * turns phone to face Logan and holds it their.

*15 minute later

Virgil's phone dies

Virgil: told you

Logan:* Microsoft error noise