Cartoon jumping

Im only making this as a ready story for a future PROJECT or a backbone for my future story project. I do apologize about ....how horrid my English skills are,its not my mother language and to the fact this is my first time writing an online original story I do apologize if the sequence are painfully slow.

-WARNING : CONTAINS LANGUAGE THAT MAY OFFEND SOME READERS-

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Hi My name is Alex Van Kees, long before my cartoon life became hectic as it is.

My story begun in the cartoon world I live in which I like to call Atrocity..Well that is not the actual name the world  and its not really  a name its more of a category..And  I am warning you that the category naming is ridiculously  long..it seriously tests an individual's patience.

Here goes, Category 1>Cartoons>1950's Below and Beyond>Black and white>Unpopular>Young Alexander

Before anyfin else!ha ha I made a pun, well Alexander is my stupid young brother along with my other stupid older sibling  Al. He is the protagonist of this show and I'm the Antagonist ,he may be lovable in front of the screen but when the T.V. is off , he is the perfect antagonist.

scene open

"Ohhhhh~what a lovely day it is..to prank" Alexander singed at the top of his voice. I remained at my sit staring daggers at the pranking git. I took my script book and whacked in across his ding fling repulsive head.

"You're a fucking protagonist and you should act like one!" I yelled while stopping my urgent urged to hit that baby one more time.

"ugh! you son or daughter of  a vitch!" he yelped while rubbing his head.

"oh my goodness I know you're dumb..but this is just ridiculous!"

"wtf? are you talking about?!"

"ugh..simpleton listen here and listen good..we are siblings"

"what connect?!"

In my mind I   bitch slapped him all the way to mars..oh wait..I'm mad..ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO! I put on a irked face and instantly walked out as a dramatic emphasis, its not that dramatic because I'm bouncing too much .Fucking great ,at the distance I can still hear him mumbling pointless insults at me..

I was oblivious about certain lurkers within the vicinities ,judging me ,criticizing me and insulting me within the labyrinth of their "extra character or background character" minds.

" dont give in to peer pressure,dont give in,DONT GIVE IN!" i murmured this three simple self motivation at myself again and again .

I continued on with my "dramatic walk away" thing then a familiar voice rang me

"Holy Molly of Guacamole! some of the legendary!" I mentally screamed

"boop-boop-a-doop" A female voice rang across the area and several "hmps!" and "hahahaha!" too

I turned to the corner and my eyes bulged out, accompanied by my hat that made a little jump and spinned like a spin top. Staring,Admiring,Standing and Loving the every second I an unpopular cartoon antagonist had a chance to see the legendary Betty Boop , Mickey Mouse,Bimbo and Oswald the lucky rabbit ALL in one place..this is just too good to believe.

"RRRRIIIIIIINGGGGG" bounced the bell , it then opened its mouth and exclaimed "ALL CARTOONS! REPORT TO YOUR STATIONS NOW! I REPEAT ALL CARTOON REPORT TO YOUR STATIONS NOW!ANIMATING SESSION WILL BEGIN IN 2 MINUTES!"

I snapped my head back and looked at the time, I took a final glance to the legends ,sadly they are nowhere to be found

-sigh-"they are truly epic" after reminiscing the beauty of those awesome legends I dashed to my station and reported.

"welp. Another day another episode"

"heeeey!sonnny boi!" A fellow antagonist and best friend Vaudeville ,cheerfully chimed

"oh.He- what the rags are you wearing?"

"-sigh- Today's episode I have to disguise myself, sneak into the hero's headquarters and ALMOST kill him."

"ALMOST? again?"

"....."

"Ohh..sorry I think I kinda ruined your cheerful disposition"

"yep..pretty much"

"I'm sorry."

"PSYCH! HAHHAHAHAAHAHA"

"oh grub.no please"

"You got tricked agaaaainnnn!~" He begun to sing

"please..Stop" I begged

"why is it easy to trick you OOOollld Friend!~"

"Stop it!!!this is so embarrassing for both me and you!"

"Fuck to what they think! haha as long we are not harming anybody other than me and you..they cant stop us! you know why?"

I raised an eyebrow and asked "Why"

He stayed silent ,which instantly freaked me out and brought chills to my spine , Vaudeville slowly reached his hand and touched my shoulder then he whispered "because we are awesome."

I took a step backed with a "really?" face.."you don't have to make it soooo dramatic"

"unfair! you did a dramatic exit!"

"you saw tha-!I mean I know and it was a regrettable idea"

"pssh"

"Why wont we continue this little conversation in the lobby, shall we? my legs are getting wobbly they are getting tired"

"hahah want me to carry you?!" Vaudeville joked ..or did he not?

"Shut up..I can still walk all the way to the lobby..I could take a REALLY long step..remember? you know being all cartoon logic and stuff."

Both of us then proceeded to the lobby and of course continued on with our conversation..We were surrounded by fellow black and white cartoons..and weird ones too..A unicorn with human body,A head within a jam jar ,man is he creepy..All i know he featured some in Betty Boop's episodes ,so lucky..then there is this fat twins .Please stop fighting obviously your  designers were..uhh.."Unusual in the noggin"  .Your bodies spin ,your legs has some unerased frames..it looks like you guys have 3 legs or a penis that looks like a leg and I know its cartoon logic but at least don't tuck your head in..while moving..

A man barged into the door and made an announcement "Hey,everyone! have you heard of the news?!"

"what news?" An anonymous character asked.

"That we are all going to DIE"

My eyes grew big and Vaudeville grew pale

"Is he joking?!" Vaudeville panicked

I swallowed the lump in my throat and an unnerving feeling wont leave me be

Then black ink poured out off his mouth,ears,eyes and nose..It was sticky that is was pretty much alive. It was turning everything it touches into black and begun melting like burning rubber.I just stood there in shock until Vaudeville took my hand and pulled me away as I looked down the disgusting ink was about to reach me.

Adrenaline rushed through my cartoon veins .I stood up and tried to calm myself as I looked for an alternative exit I spotted a fellow cartoon lady being devoured by the ink..her feet where melting shouts of agony and pain was escaping her mouth ..I wanted to panic but I know i had to focus.

"Alex!"I snapped my head back and saw Vaudeville pointing to a window next to him

I climb on and jumped out and followed by my best buddy

Being a cartoon and all we did not received and scratch.I then noticed the building was about to fall due to the constant melting of its structures . We both ran and as the building fell several debris flown away and one of them hit me unconscious.