Cartoon jumping

It begins

Im laughing..I named this story Cartoon jumping and after watching wreck it Ralph I heard the phrase"Game jumping" Man..This is awkward especially if someone reads this would actually think I stole the term...which I dint.

I know i have not updated in months but hey I found this draft and decided to post it.

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I woke up with a massive head ache ..I don't know where I am but all  I know is that Vaudeville was on my side and it looks like he is in so much agony.

"Buddy,you okay?"

"..."

"Hey! speak to me.."

"..."

"Dude. I'm Sirius."

He just gave me  a "really" look.

"Ok..Ok..I was not serious at that moment but now I-"before I had the chance to finish my snarky sentence I was cut off at the sight of his arm..I couldn't say it is gross ,even though it truly is but he is my friend.

"w-what happened?its all black and burnt like not to mention gooey  type"

"Wow that came our wrong" I thought to myself.

Vaudeville gave a deep sigh so deep that i smelled his awful breath

"You know when you fell unconscious?"

"yeah...I am aware of that"

"The black Ink stuff reached me  when I was trying to save you"

silence filled the area as I remained in absolute disbelief. I kept my eyes darted to his ,thinking on how could this be possible?we are a 50's cartoon ,we are never harmed unless our god would want us to and in retrospect our god is dead.

Vaudeville begun to notice how my eyes are no longer looking into his, my eyes where now looking into space.He knows that I only gaze deep into space if I have a problem.

"Dont worry, buddy."

I frowned.

" Im Absoulutely positively its going to be A-okay..you know why?"

"shit man..really?now..like you sure? NOW?and NO..I dont know!I dont even know whats going on,whats with that black crap.."

Vaudaville merely pouted his lips,not expecting that answer from his dear friend Alex.

steady and glancing everywhere Vaudaville faced his buddy and anxiously asked

"you ok now? like done erupting like an active volcano? or let your stress out like a platonic plate??"

"Yeah,im good..and no..i dont know,-sigh- why it would be A-okay considering your arm looks like a leech puked all over it." Alex  uttered with a feeble smile.

"At least youre starting to light up. Well I know this might be weird for you but im going to articulate some intellectual hypothesis, Im quite positive this type of attitude of mine is very neoteric to you but based from my own knowledge , I believe that its going to be fine considering the factors i.e. we're cartoons, this is a new dimension we are in , not to mention inside a cave ,we might find a new way of regenerating my arm and Its not like i lost my arm just heavily damaged I have the capability to heal myself."

Alex merely stared in disbelief to everything like that his Idiotic friend..is a genius.WOW, that really boost Alex's self esteem...NOT.

"So..let me get this straight-"

Vaudy cut in " im fine with unstraight"

"shut up"

"ehe"

"ok. so youre intelligent , there's a chance of you healing and..we..w-we..aare..IN ANOTHER DIMENSION?!"

"yuppies duppies on my duckies"

alex groaned.

"care to explain were are we"

"I cantie wentie :( "

Alex stood up and proceeded to walk outside Vaudeville attempted to stop him but held back to the unlawful pain in his arm, not quite what he had in mind but his gestures of pain haulted Alex from proceeding any further and decided to assist his dear 'ol friend first.

What can ya do..priorities first..and considering Vaudeville is the only comrad,friend,survivor and whats left of his world.

"-cough- erm..uh..i..why dont you just c-c-chilly willy right here while i check in what kind of dimension we're in"

Vaudeville snickered to his friends attempt to lighten the mood,but that happy mood did not last long after seeing his friend leaving for the entrance of the cave,he attempted to stand but failed.

"A-ale..AH!"

"I said chill, im just here in the mouth of this mountain"

Vaudeville gave a slight sigh.