Dog meets Bear

Chapter 1

Oreo's POV

"Oreo just get in the damn sweater and let's go before the sun goes down." Oh goodie I get to go exercise in the hot sun, sounds fun. Ha! For a second I almost believed my own self. Almost. But I just remembered that my oh so lovely owner is trying to get me in this hideous green dog sweater when he knows I have to look good for the smexy men out there, if you catch my drift.

"I would rather die then go outside looking like an old wrinkly dinky doo bug." I said to my master when he started running after me. "I don't know what you just said but it sounded like you were thanking me for the sweater." Stupid human! They always want us dogs to learn their language but when it comes to ours they don't even try. Meh, I like it that way anyway.

Waitttt! I know I'm not superman and I can't fly, so how ar my legs floating? "Gotcha." God damn you strong humans. Well shit, guess I'm going on a walk then.

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We stopped at the puppy park because my master said it would be a good idea to make a dog pack or something. Even though I hate other dogs because they're not a baddie like me, I love to go dumpster diving. In other words, I'm an explorer.

As I was making my way to the trash can, I saw a little fluffy stuffed bear just to the opposite side of the dumpster. Should I walk to it or stay here and eat trash, hmm it's a hard choice. Oh fuck it, I'm just going to take a peek at it.

I slowly walked to the stuffy because let's be honest who actually runs. Anyway, as I got closer to the light blue stuffy I noticed it had these cute big beady eyes and Compared to me I had a few inches on it. If looked pretty fu-

"Please don't hurt me." Hold on, hold on. Am I hearing things did that thing just talk. Nahhh, I'm just hearing things. "I mean no harm to you at all. My ankle just twisted while I was running from another dog." "OH HELL NAH!" Time to go back to master before I start seeing some voodoo shit.

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This is short but I promise as the story goes on the chapters will get longer.

Also if you don't already know, this is a book about a teddy bear and a dog lmao.