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𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗔. hoot hoot.
𝗦𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗨𝗦. siriusly sirius.
𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦. pottah.
𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗨𝗦. loonymoony.
𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥. that rat.
𝗟𝗜𝗟𝗬. heather but make it annoying.

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pottah
bark ‼️

siriusly sirus
wtf james

loonymoony
wdym wtf james
ur the one who went
all wolf on us

siriusly sirius
isn't that ur job

loonymoony
EXACTLY
so why did u do it 👁👄👁🤚🏼

siriusly sirius
THEY WERE INCHING WITHIN
A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF
LATRISSAS CUP

loonymoony
does not give u a reason to
scare away 89% of the party
but wtv ig 🥱

siriusly sirus
excuse meh 👁👄👁

hoot hoot
sirius i told u to look after my
drink MATURELY

siriusly sirius
desperate times call for
desperate measures

hoot hoot
what a simp

siriusly sirius
ma'am there was lucius
and snape around-

heather but make it annoying
snape?

pottah
whyd u have to bring him
up sirius

heather but make it annoying
why am i even in this gc

hoot hoot
james was being a bitch
and he's a lil calm when ur here

that rat
you guys threw a party and
invited snape but not me i-

siriusly sirius
yeh ❤️

pottah
we didn't invite snape
he came to see lily 🙄

heather but make it annoying
he did??

pottah
i dragged him out before he
could enter the common room
don't worry lily 😃

loonymoony
i don't think that's what she
wants to hear pRonGs

pottah
wait really 👁👄👁
she's gone after him for a yule ball
date I JUST KNOW IT

hoot hoot
i would too at this rate 🥱

siriusly sirius
wait REALLY

hoot hoot
maybe after giving him some
shampoo, yes

siriusly sirius
so u mean to say he'd
be a better date than me 💔

loonymoony
i think that's exactly what she's
trying to say dimwit

siriusly sirius
u wanna go as my date moony 🥺

hoot hoot
isnt the ball gonna be a day after
his monthly "incidents" 😹

loonymoony
yeh..
so i cant go :(

hoot hoot
keep on track sirius 🤚🏼

siriusly sirius
didn't know remus got
periods

hoot hoot
yeh u can make him preggo now

⁺˚𖤐: ❪ AUTHORS NOTE )

i ✍🏼 will ✍🏼 give ✍🏼 snevellus ✍🏼 head ✍🏼 and ✍🏼 shoulders ✍🏼 shampoo ✍🏼 and ✍🏼 conditioner ✍🏼. he ✍🏼 will ✍🏼 use ✍🏼 it ✍🏼 with ✍🏼 desire ✍🏼.
( this chapter was trashy SORRY i cant write humour 😭)