Trump X Biden

..Debate..

On Oct. 22nd.

Before the debate it was just trump and Biden. They both were getting ready to go up to the stands, they both put on the finest of makeup and wore their most manly of dresses, and made their hair fine and nice, Biden had grabbed his hair extensions for this special occasion.

The debate started everyone was sitting down and being quite. Trump and Biden went and stood at their posts, Kristen Had the papers in her hands to look cool,

She stood up and said, "Hey Biden" She winked to him. "Hey Kristen" Biden said and tipped his crown.

"Hello Trump." Kristen said, "Hey girlie, How's your day been?" Trump said, "Please dont ever call me Girlie again, Please call me Kristen." Kristen said. "Fine Kristen." Trump said irritated, "Thank you."

"Anyways. So, Ill ask Biden first, So Biden what are you going to do to make this country better?" I'm going to make all the pedophiles go to jail." ~The Crowd Goes Wild~ "That's sounds good. Next question, how are you going to find all the pedophiles to make them go to jail?". "im going to setup an advanced security system, aka I'm going to make a factory to make fake kids and sell them on the black market to see if people buy them, then I will get their addresses and send a swat to their homes." ~The Crowd Goes Even More Wild And Cheers Him On~ "Omg, somebody is finally gonna do something about it if they get elected."

"Now Trump, on to your questions. What are you gonna do to better the country?" "Im Going to take away everyone rights, and make the pedophiles legal to fuck underaged kids" Trump said happily ~Everyone Booed~ "Trump, Are you sure you are gonna do this?" -Kirsten said in fear-, "Yes I am Sure" ~everyone booed except for the Trumpies in the back that were clearly pedophiles, and they were also women haters~

-Kirsten shuffled the papers to act cool and she pretended to write something down- "Uhm okay you stupid fucking voters. By November 3rd you should like put the votes in, because like that is supposed to do something... I think?" ~the crowd cheers~

Everyone gets up and starts to leave. Trump and Biden look at eachother cutely, Biden winks and walks away. Trump blushes and gets up and leaves the stand.