'i hate you''.....''honk''

ubully.

ok 
things in asteriska = charcter thougst. ok?? kok

ummm didnt really have muhc planed for ths don tbulyl me @c al <<3

po eenkyo the stohr <3

oh also for th e first maybe like 1/3 of this i actually tried with the typing, then its just absolutely downhill so be prepared for my usual misspellings and all that shit :chese meoji: :honey_pot emoj:

GAMZEES POV.

My NaMe Is GaMzEe MaKaRa. I lIvE oN aLtErNiA. wElL, i UsEd To. I mOvEd To EaRtH a CoUpLe MoNtHs AgO. i LiKe It HeRe. Im NoW gOiNg To HiGh ScHoOl. YoU mIgHt Be WoNdErInG hOw I gOt HeRe On EaRtH. ThAtS tHe WoRk Of MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR. ok w (. god i made it sound like the beginning of a gay high school movie which is exactly what im going for ,)

no ones pov????????????:

gamzee went in totally  unprepared for his first day of high school. he was a nervous wreck (????). he thought everything was gonna go downhill from here. gamzee walked in confused. a teacher or smth told another student, barack obama, to show him around. barack obama was a very popular guy. he was one of those asshole ones too. u know, the one thats clearly gay and an asshole and also kinda cool and also popular? yeah, thats barack obama. everyone calls him obama. a lot of people kinda just called each other by their last names because thats what cool people do (ex. karkat calling dave "strider" or karkat calling john "egbert" bc wow karkat is so totally fuckin cool. but really i just added this in bc its cliche and ironic). obama was NOT ready to show gamzee around. he was sure gamzee would be some stupid LOSER unlike him. obama was so handsome and buff. and sexy. and wha was gamzeE??? some stupid LOSER unlike him. gamzee was a juggalo, obama was not. gamzee got high off of sopor pie, obama did not. gamzee was tall and lanky, obama was not. u get the goddamn thing, theyre opposites ok. anyways.

the teachers told obama to literally just walk up to gamzee and offer to show him around. obama accepted because he was cool like that. 

"hey gamemeZE." obmaam siad. "hYEyeEY mOThErFYFUckEr> Honk" gamee replie.d. he was in for a treat, thats for goddamn sure. obana wa slie k "some stuuuuuuuupid tEACHER tod me to like walk u around n shi.t. so im gona do that now." gamze e sblushed. NOT becaude he liked obama yet. shut up that s for later fmotherufkcer. "o-OKAayY BraaraRAACkK SeNpaiaiA./" gamze was shaking. hewas SO unrpepaered. what wuudl other pepel think of gim?? would he get goodgrade?SS? who knew. i t was for me to know and himt o find out . 

nbma said wht a tried slepey faec... "lest go, agzme." gamz e hearing obm a himself say his nmme, made his egart fluter. *heE SAIAiDDd DmY NAAmeMe>>............* iobam noticed the puplr on gamzes face, evn throuh his fcae paint. "ummmm m areoyu okzy amze." obam said. he triedto make itsind liek he dodint care. "y-YEess im GOdoD BarAcXH SneNAPAI." hthey contunued loking around the shcol, gmaeze somehow feling safe trhroughout te etntire trip.

*WhY Do I fEEel So SafE ArOund Him..* amzee wowndierd,. laof a SUDDEN. OBMA PNNED GAZME AGAISNT HT E WLL. gazmee honekd in fear . and also aoruusal. um "magnze. i ahve lked oyu for  laong time now." obma sid seductvely.. "oMg.. We mEt OoTOdYA." gamze rpelied.  obma dint caer. he saw hte loev in gamze eyes whenhe was with him.  "gam.z. i don t caer. i love oyu. and i know i do ." gmze saw the ocnfidenc in obam as eyes... he was seiours. he kew he likd him hback. ehe was exicted. 

obma startd makng otuwith agmz.e. gamz got a fickin torll boner, yo. obamama d
he fucked gamz.ee. he fucking fucked magazine. 

PLEAASE IM SO TIRED I DONT FEEL LIKE ADDNG DETAILS WRE DONEWITH THE FIC HOPEYOU ENJOYED GUYS OUUhhhghGH