Mama I'm in love with a Criminal~ (Remus SandersxReader)

Chapter 11... I think-

You were reading a book on Remus' bed when Roman pushed him into a room. You raised an eyebrow at Remus who was wearing a green and black suit and tie which he didn't even seem to like, "Whyyyyyyy is this necessary" You hummed and sat up ushering Roman out the room and folding your arms looking at Remus, "Please explain" Remus shrugged, "Well Roman and the others think I'm head over heels in love with you for some reason so they're trying to force me into asking you out like this despite not even explaining anything to me" You nodded, "Is this why you asked what it's like to like someone?" "Yep"

You giggled and took off the suit's jacket and Remus' tie (Youre not stripping him to all you dirty minded ppls-) then messed up his shirt and tore off one of the jacket sleeves tying it around like his sash, "Theres Remus Sanders. And also, not sure if you like me, but I like you so I guess we could try it?" You and Remus both looked at each other blankly and shrugged deciding to try a date. You both agreed to plan it together and tell Roman so he would stop this nonsense, sounded fun :>

You layed back down as Remus stood up and went to Roman, Roman nearly fainted, "The suit!" Remus shrugged, "They said we could try planning and going on a date together." Roman sighed facepalming, "Re. A gentleman plans the date" "But- they said we were both going to..." Roman grabbed Remus by the shoulders, "Re, dear little brother of mine, have I ever steered you wrong" "Yep!" Roman sighed, "Correction. Have I ever been wrong about love?" Remus shrugged, "I don't stalk you dude" "Okay, I don't have all day here Re." Remus groaned, "Roman, thanks for the help but I'm pretty sure planning it behind their back counts as lying, and despite the fact I'd be fine doing that on any other occassion it feels unfair, especially since we both neutrally agreed to try this dating thing out since none of us really are experienced with it"

Roman looked at Remus and shrugged, "Yeah he's ready guys!" Remus looked confused he was suddenly in a giant group hug, "I didn't consent to this! What is happening?!" Roman smiled, "You should always be honest with your love, and despite you being....uh-...you.. (Way to sugar coat it there Ro) you were, my little brother is all grown up!" *{insert and crying Roman and a very uncomfortable with the sappy moment Remus here}* Remus patted his back akwardly looking at Patton like 'Help I dunno what to do here' Patton walked over, "He Ro wanna tell me more stories of you and Re as kids for memories?" Roman nodded still crying and they both walked out the room. Remus stood there wondering what the fuck just happened, "Sooo, my brothers an emotional mom now....didnt see that one coming-" (Neither did I- what am I writing?) Virgil and Janus smiled simply at Remus, "Congrats Re" Remus smiled back and walked out the room going to find you but found you crying in his room. "Y/n!?" You looked up, "My little cousin came out as non-binary and was kicked out the house for reminding me family of me!" Remus frowned, "Well where are they now?" You wiped your face, "Theyre being sent to an orphanage tomorrow and if the place is full she'll be on the streets, and that orphanage is the worst, I used to be there until my family took my back in because of my father, but now that he's gone they were the only one I had left and now they're going through hell either way!"

Remus quickly took all that in and sunk down, "Hey Thomas how would you like to help a homeless non-binary kid?

Ik the chapter is short but I don't have an excuse I'm just a tired ass child writing fanfic about a Trashman at 5am