Remus had been to hell before- This was much worse.
Currently Remus was clung to the ceiling as Roman tried to get him down with a broom, "YOURE HAVING A BATH YOU TRASHRAT!" Remus hissed and cralwed into a vent, "NEVER!" He crawled to where you were and clung to you, "Help! They're trying to bathe me!" You raised an eyebrow and laughed softly, "I'll help, but you owe me"
Remus nodded and you pushed him under the covers and sat on him pulling pillows so it looked like you made a pillow throne and Remus was just more pillows underneath you.
(Works every time... not that I would know- *cough* Anyway moving on-) Roman burst in, "Where is he?!" You hummed, "Who?" "That Trashrat of a brother of mine!" You laughed, "Not sure, but tell him I made a thrown out of his pillows when you find him" Roman looked down at your pillow thrown, "I respect your love of royalty, so I shan't bother you any longer. Fairwell" He walked out.
You got off Remus, "How much do you fucking weigh" You smacked him with a pillow, "Says the guy who ran like 50 miles per hour with me on his back!" You were met with a pillow to the face, you giggled grabbing another one, "Oh it's on!"
A pillow Fight Later
You and Remus tired yourselves out and now you were once again sitting on his back on your phone while he watched Netflix on your laptop, "Hey Y/n, what's it like to like someone, Roman was absolutely no help. Neither was Patton" You hummed, "Well for someone like you, it would be different than those two since your personality is different, you'seem like the type to get really clingy?" He threw you off his back (Onto the bed in a playful way, he didn't hurt you-) "Are you calling me clingy" You stuck your tongue out at him and smirked, "And if I am?" He held up a pillow, "Round 2?"
Another Pillow Fight later
More tiring yourselves out when Roman came in, "THERE YOU ARE" Remus jumped and went back to clinging to you, "I don't wanna be cleannnned!" You looked between Roman and Remus and decided to be a mythic bitch so you picked up Remus and handed him to Roman earning a gasp of betrayal from Remus, "I trusted you!" You giggle, "Never trust me~" Roman dragged the now screeching Remus out the room and you went back to your phone cause your younger cousin (Only family member you have a good relationship with-) Was freaking out over some drama thing at school so yay! :'D
YOU ARE READING
Mama I'm in love with a Criminal~ (Remus SandersxReader)
Hayran KurguRemusx Non-binary reader! (Youre welcome Sans) Lets see if this angsty asshole can write a full fluff book. Also I've never written something with a NB character so please don't come at me if I accidently use she/her or he/him
