"Ready, set, go!" Called out Madelaine. I quickly started to build my base for the gingerbread house. Since I'm pretty fast at doing this kind of thing I gave Camila a head start. Just as I was about to start decorating, Camila took my sour patch kids and used it as her people.
"Hell no!" I looked at her as if I wanted to kill her. Camila smirked knowing that I don't play when it comes to sour patch kids and oranges. "I hope your house falls on them." I said cursing her gingerbread house.
She didn't say anything but came up to face and ate one piece slowly chewing it, as a sign of mockery. I looked down at her favorite candy and snatched it from her.
"Hey!"
I opened up the Kit Kat and started munching on it. While on the side there's Vanessa building her house looking unbothered and what not, so I decided to include her into our mess. I was about to reach for a gingerbread man but was stopped by her grabbing a hold of my wrist. "Touch my shit and the gingerbread man won't be the only one losing a head."
I froze in my spot then slowly backed up. Even Camila was shook because usually she would be the one scaring people with her own threats but this is the first time in a long time that we've seen Vanessa this serious again.
5 minutes later, Madelaine declared that our time is up. I put my hands up as well as the two other girls. We set our masterpieces on the table while we wait for Madelaine to call our judge. In comes her dog, Olive. The fluffy creature was set on the kitchen island.
"Ok Olive. Who do you think have the best gingerbread house?"
Before Olive could come closer I quickly picked up the dog.
"Ok I know you said you'll dognap Olive but I didn't think you would do it in broad daylight" Madalaine said kind of freaking out.
"I'm not dognapping her. We have chocolate on our houses, if she eats one, she'll die."
"Oh fuck I forgot. Thanks for the heads up. I'm such a bad dog mom"
"I know." I said absentmindedly as I put Olive on the ground.
"You weren't supposed to agree with me!" She lightly shoved me.
"You called me a shitty plant dad not too long ago."
"Because you killed your plants a week after you got them." Camila said, adding her two cents.
"Well if that's the case then you're a bad plant mom also, we were co-parenting!" I said to the Brazilian girl.
"I did not agree to that. I said I'll give you advice not co-parent with your dumbass."
After a few minutes of bickering, we went up to Madelaine and apologized for ruining the video. She forgave us, but of course we had to pay the price. Camila and I had to switch lives for the day.
"Does this include switching clothes?" Camila asked making Madelaine think.
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"You just had to ask" I mumbled as I try keep the sundress from hiking up my ass. I look at myself in the mirror. Damn Mama Patty was right I do got cake.
"I don't know about you, but I look good." Camila twirled in my precious looking comfy clothes.
I rolled my eyes. "Goditelo finchè é durato!" (Enjoy it while it last!" I said with a hint of sarcasm.
"¡Disfruta de mi perra!" (Enjoy my sundress bitch!) She sassed back. As we exit out of the bathroom.
"Aww you two look cute. Say cheese!" Madelaine clapped and snapped a picture.
